Astronomy
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“We seem to be missing about 200 billion galaxies around here. Thats not bad.”
~ Astronomer on accuracy
“Houston, we don't have a problem. Just thought you might like to know”
~ Apollo 13 on the lack of newsworthy problems
“Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture”
~ Astronomer on hobbies
Astronomy is a highly accurate science that only accepts a margin of error of one hundred percent. It involves looking at many things such as planets gravatational pull - something they share with fat people just on a smaller level.
[edit] Realtion to Astrology
Astonomy and astrolgy are often mixed up. Astronomy is known by every religous nut to be utter rubbish whereas astrology has given us many great inventions, such as the premium rate phoneline. It is also an completely accurate way of telling the future. Astrologers have discovered proof that astronomy is less important than astrology since Mercury aligned with Venus in the sign of Capricorn somewhen. This evidence is just strong as the church's evidence for the bible not being a work of fiction. The lies of Astronomy have been ranked alongside those of Evolution and are no longer taught in school
[edit] Pluto
To get revenge on astrologists, astronomers demoted Pluto from a planet to a dwarf. This caused a huge uprising from the dwarf community, who considered themselves far supeior to planets. For years, astrologers had caused havoc for astronomy by using the alignment of Pluto. In recent reports it is now evident that Pluto has taken the demotion rather badly. Astronogists say that since the demotion "Pluto has spiraled down into an orbital fit of drug use, alcohol abuse, and violent outbursts" Close friends and family all confirm that Pluto has not adjusted well to the new dwarf label. The Astrolomers Association of America (AAA) have also added in a recent press release that: "Pluto is living proof.....words hurt" "let's all learn a lesson here, science shouldn't hurt planetary being's feelings!"
