Athensonian alphabet

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The Athensonian Alphabet was the first written language ever recorded in the history of mankind. It was originally developed in the Grecian city-state Sparta, but was captured alongside Helen of Troy, the Trojan Horse and the secrets of Neopolitan ice cream by Athens in the Greek War of 1812.

The Athensonian alphabet consists of: