Atlanta Hawks
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The Atlanta Hawks are a travelling comedy troupe based in Atlanta. They are similar to the Harlem Globetrotters except that the Hawks always lose, its their gig. They specialize in slapstick and physical comedy. British people love them. The Hawks were once owned by notorious evil robot Ted Turner, but are now owned by a group of rich clowns.
[edit] Members of the Hawks
- Mr. Bean
- Benny Hill
- Monty Python
- Kramer
- Drew Carey
- Tyronn Lue
- Prince
- Some guy from Uruguay who joined the team when the team management thought that the nation was inhabited by 10 foot tall giants. Unfortunately they didn't realize they gleened that information from a comic book.
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