Atom Totality

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94th ELECTRON OF 231PU

Very crude dot picture of 5f6, 94TH ELECTRON[edit]

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One of those dots is the Milky Way galaxy. And each dot represents another galaxy.

The above picture comes from the writings and postings of Archimedes Plutonium to the internet science newsgroups starting in August of 1993. And Mr. Plutonium used the above picture as part of his signature block for many years.

Look in a quantum physics textbook or a chemistry textbook for pictures of what an electron looks like. An electron is a giant sea monster, with 6 tentacles and 64 suction pods. Now, look carefully at the night sky after huffing a few kittens, and you can almost catch a glimpse of these frightening creatures hovering overhead, visible only by the way they occlude the stars behind them. These are the vessels of Darla's space fleet. They carry quantum bombs capable of destorying all dimensions, and should you ever encounter one of these vessels, your best course of action is to panic, get drunk, and post a lenghty report to your favorite Usenet froup. This way, the Cabal (tinc) will be able to expediently locate and "erase" you, which is a much better alternative to the insanity you would otherwise have descended into, after learning that They actually exist. Cthulhu fhtagn! And there you have the Atom Universe theory in a picture.

The above is proof of how desperate the incest-cloned zombies are to persecute and demean Archimedes Plutonium however they can. But here is the truth of the matter. Look in a quantum physics textbook or a chemistry textbook for pictures of what an electron looks like. An electron is many white dots surrounding a nucleus. This is commonly called the "Electron Cloud". Now, look at the night sky and replace those shining galaxies with the white dots of an electron cloud. And there you have the Atom Universe theory in a picture.

Why is the universe the isotope 231Pu? Because there are very special numbers in both physics and mathematics. And the only chemical element isotope that fits these special numbers best is 231Pu. A few of these special numbers are the electromagnetic fine-structure constant, pi, e, cosmic microwave background radiation temperature and others.

Archimedes Plutonium calls it the Atom Totality theory, but it could be simply be called The Theory, as it has removed the need for any other scientific explanation for natural and unnatural phenomena alike. And Mr. Plutonium says the idea started with Democritus over 2,000 years ago as noted by a physics historian J.G. Gregory "A Short History of Atomism".