Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/August 9
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August 9: Copy the Previous Day Day
- 69 - Roman festival of Repetitionalia inaugurated. Unfortunate for Emperor Nero, as he is murdered all over again. (pictured)
- 1066 - England invaded successfully for the last time, all occupants are now immigrants except for the Cornish.
- 1876 - Thomas Edison receives a mimeographed copy of a patent for his mimeograph.
- 1976 - I just said that!
- 1980 - What are you...
- 1982 - Stop repeating what I'm saying!
- 1998 - Bill Murray commits suicide, leaves note reading "I can't handle this shit again"
- 2004 - People start to realise that yesterday wasn't neccessarily "such hot shit after all".
- 2005 - U.S. Government stuck for replacement festival, decide to re-instigate Copy The Previous Day Day. Again.
- 2006 - Due to a printing error, calendars list today as "Copy the Previous Copy the Previous Day". Global panic ensues.
