Aussis
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[edit] Aussis
Aussis are sub-species, of the continent OZ, found somewhere at the bottom of the globe. They are notable for their rather nauseating high-pitch whine, love of cricket (even if they can't play it properly), and their need to constantly talk about themselves. Due to overcrowding, Aussis have started to spread across the planet, and can be found in many places around the world.
[edit] Political leanings
Most Aussis are considered politically ignorant, and would prefer to be found lying around with an empty "tinny" (see below). Some however, have taken to the political spot-light, and are now dominating the world arena, as can be seen with their current Prime Minister, shown on the right.
[edit] Diet
Aussis have a rich diet, consisting mainly of a cold, brown liquid, known as a "tinny". They are also known for eating kangaroo, and kiwis.
[edit] Natural Preditor
Scientist have discovered that the younger of the species have been known to fall prey to dingos (a species of dog). It was thought that the more adult of the species were a food stuff for crocodiles, but it appears that the sting ray is its natural enemy.
[edit] Names
All Aussis are called "Bruce", even the females. This may sound confusing, but actually, after a while, it makes complete sense. Being able to great one-another with "Gidday Bruce!", means that everyone is happy and one big family. However, a recent overseas custom of giving second names has been adopted. It is now common to see Aussis referring to their second names too, which incidentally are usually: "Gazza", "Muzza" or men, and "Shela", "Cath" or "Keem" or women.
