Australian chicks
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Australian chicks are one of the lesser known species of Hot Chicks. They live on bikinis, are typically blonde, and always have large breasts. They rely on their appearence to attract males, whom they eat, along with mating calls to attract the opposite (sometimes) sex, a rather pointless gesture since they already have all the attention that they need.
Typically Australian chicks come in two varieties, bitch, and sluts. Sluts will fuck every man, and most women they come into contact with. The other, the bitches, usally want to fuck everyone too, except you, or if they do want to fuck you, have such repulsive personalities that it is impossible. Unfortunately, hot chicks almost alway come in the bitch variety. Apart from Eris - no one could say no to her!
