Austrian Confederation of the Reich

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The Austrian Confederation of the Third Reich is a looce alliance between Macedonia, Austria, Isle of Man, and Switzerland.

The alliance was written in 1978, in secret, by the Russians, in order to fill the Austrians' massive demand for Cheese.

The agreement is a loose alliance between Austria and Switzerland, in which the Austrians sit back on their asses while the Swiss are enslaved and sold to the Salt Mines to harvest Human Souls for processing into Cheese.

The agreement also states that Macedonia, a subsidary of Iceland, receives 80% of Switzerland's Cheese output.

The aggrement was signed on February 31st, 1978, by Richard M. Nixon, because the Dutch gave him lots of Chocolate.

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