Autistic People
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A mental disorder often related to a person's poor driving ability.
Popular explanations for collisions involving autistic people are:
- I didn't use my blinker, but the other driver knew I would have.
- The perpendicular light was green. I went when the light was green. I went when the light was green. I went when the....
- The shiny turns around, I can see it. I can see when it turns around, can you see when it turns around?
- AAHHHHHHHH!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Autism is a disease which is transmitted through sexual interaction. Therefore, you could say that when a person suffers from autism, it is entirely their own fault. As a matter of fact, autism is easily curable. All you have to do is lock the patient in a room for twelve days, while forcing him to listen to music of the hardrock band Judas Priest.
