Autograph

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FAct! Autograph was never popular during the 80's and were only majorly discovered by their own record label when they appeared on the contovercial video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. They were always into right the theme tune sing the theme tune with such jems as 'Riding in Black Cars with Gurls' and 'Six String Fevor', the band seemed more suited to play the cat at the start of COro after it was unexplicably huffed by Ozzy Osbourne and Zac 'insane bee eater' wylde on a early monday Cat binge. But the band was onto bigger and better things all sporting Ginger Afro's and pants so tight it left nothing to the imagination they reached stardom getting to #95 in a late night Kazachstanian Count down with the hit 'Turn up the Radio' which was renamed to 'Turn down the Radio' as not to cause civil unrest.

The only requirements to be in Autograph are to have Steve as your first name, and have about as much writing talent as pre pubiciant 9 year old with a two track mind Women and Cars. Originally the founding member of Autograph Steve the First wanted to name their number one hit 'Turn off the Radio you might wake up my parents', but instead the band used 'Turn up the Radio' after much negotiation as to show off their BAD TO THE BONE image with such rebelious acts as knocking on peoples doors and running away an refusing to turn down their radio when their Mum told them to go too bed, 'your band is my idol' Oscar Wilde, .

Touch my Cat and i'll cut your finger off...

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