Avada
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| Avada | ||
|---|---|---|
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| Political Alliances | Monster Raving Loony | |
| Formed | June 12th 2006 | |
| Friends | Mostly Dead and Dismembered | |
| Got a wife?! | We Fucked Her | |
| Favorite Music | Anal Intercourse | |
“Ressurection is better than errection”
~ Spike!xx on Sex
“He's a cheerios eating mother fucker. All he does is eat fucking Cheerios!”
~ Dumpweed on Spikey!xx
“He's a plonka”
~ Sparky on Spikey!xx
“I'll show you a plonka”
~ Andross on Sparky
Avada is a Christian Rock band formed in early 2006, for the purpose of resurecting jesus.
In thier short time among us, they succedded in resurecting many previously dead fury animals, but ultimately failed in thier quest to ressurect jesus.
They merely succeded in errecting him and he fell down shortly after they sobred up and walked home.
(More to come)
