Axle of Evil
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The axle is the pin upon which the wheel turns, therefore we may surmise from this phenomenon that if the very pin is evil, then Korea, United States, France, China, Russia, Purple Teletubbies, and Harry Potter are evil as well. This wasn't always the case. In the days before the evil pin a.k.a. axle, these entities were kind and compassionate.
If only these corrupt excuses for humanity had never been introduced to the wheel and its evil, inseparable axle. Once introduced to the evil axle, things began spinning out of control (no pun intended) and other evils soon began working their way into the lives of the evil axle community as well. Unspeakable evils such as McDonalds, Nike, Camel cigarettes and their demonic spokesman Joe Camel, Coca Cola, Baywatch reruns, and Marilyn Manson CDs.
The problem has gotten so pervasive that in spring of 2006, a bill will be presented on the Cider House floor, House Resolution 849384394893, "Axle of Evil and senior citizen healthcare elimination bill 14," which will in effect ban all axle sales to the aforementioned unmentionables until they stop using wheels on their vehicles.
