BASIC/Basic Interpreter
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The problems with somebody who knows nothing about computers:
C:\> Run "basic.exe"
*** BASIC INTERPRETER FOR WINDOWS *** Copyright (C) 2006 ���������� > So... what do I do? Syntax error > What??? Syntax error > Please tell me how to run programs. Syntax error > Will you teach me how to run programs? Syntax error > Oh, now I get it. It is a command prompt so I need to COMMAND you. Syntax error > What? INTERPRET SOMETHING NOW!!!!! Syntax error > Shut up and execute! Syntax error > Wait a moment... Syntax error > BRB Your status is now set to Be Right Back. > What? Your status is now set to Programming. > What the ****? Programmer is confused. > How do you know that? Programmer is confused. > What the *@%#? Programmer is too profane. > EXECUTE!!! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! ***BREAK*** > PLEASE!!! Programmer is angry. > please Programmer is too nice. > please work Programmer is being stupid. Perhaps he should try inputting some code first. > Actually I am a "she". I apologize. > How do you do that? I have the newest high-tech artificial intelligence. > Well you were wrong as actually I was a he. Thought so. > You didn't know, did you? I don't care. Syntax error. > OK here is some code... Hurry up then! > 10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD" > 20 GOTO 10 Code accepted > So how does it run? Find out for yourself. > Tell me? YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD! ***BREAK*** > Please tell me. No way. > How do I execute? Syntax error > *sigh* Syntax error > *ahem* run Syntax error > run HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD HELLO WORLD ***BREAK*** >SHUT THE **** UP!!!!! Programmer is profane. Interpreter hates rude words. Programmer should go away and die. > YOU GO AWAY AND DIE YOU LITTLE %&@!@#^$£*! OK > ??? OK > ??? Syntax Error > d00d, this sux, I'm not a programmer If you know l33tspeak, you ARE a programmer! > exit louder. > EXIT louder, and louder. I can't hear you. > EXIT EXIT EXIT!! Exit success. Have fun, b*tches. > wait... you said profan...
