BFK
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“BFK FOR LIFE, BFK FOREVER GRRARRRRRGRGAGRR, YYEAH!”
~ Rufus the StuntBum
BFK, or the "Bum Fuck Crew" are a Nottz based crew consisting of over 5 members worldwide. Formed in the late 18th century, BFK is known for it's no-nonsense take on life and above all their blatent disregard for hygiene, to the extent of becoming a threat to national security. The English government refuses to challenge the mennace, stating "Yo, ban that". BFK pass-times include rhaasing up street signs, "Wheel-Chair Tipping", skip diving and bumming around.
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[edit] Members
- Rufus the StuntBum
- BlingBling Crackhead
- Boxcar Ted
- Half-Dollar Funk Nelson
- Peter Skeeter
Associated acts include:
- Sir Trevor Nelson
- SWA
- Crispy Whiskers
- Double-Entendre Dick Penis
[edit] History
[edit] In the beggining...
According to Santa Clause, Nottz has had an infestation of homeless as long as history has been recorded. Walking through the streets it's hard to miss those guys who drive a shopping cart around the streets, usually containing their living rooms, kitchen and bedroom sometimes, too. Hobos are often hated on by the none-hobos, or "no-bos", probably because their jealous of the glorious hobo lifestyle. "Nothin' beats the hobo life, stabbin' folks with my hobo knife"
Of course it wasn't entirely the Eutopia you might expect. Over time rivalries over terretory and potential mates became apparant. From this emerged the Bum Fuck Crew, a group of several of the hardest and most cracky bums on the streets. They didn't take shit from nobody, unless it was for a buck fiddy. Within days BFK was promoted to "Hardest StuntBum Crew" much to the dissapointment of BPG.
[edit] Rivalry with SWA
BFK have had a public rivalry with the popular MC/Homo crew SWA. The feud began over a controversial line from an SWA song tittled "Straight Outa Radford", "When I'm done you'l wish you were numb, I don't really like girls but I'll sure fuck a bum". Although not intended to be a diss towards BFK, Rufus the StuntBum thought it was a clear attack on their crew.
[edit] The Rules
The rules of BFK are simple:
1. No poofters.
2. There is no rule 2.
3. See rule 1. No poofters.
