BJAODN

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about BJAODN.

A reason why Wikipedia enforces POV and NPOV disputes.

[edit] Introduction

BJAODN was originally a mispelling of the word bandjo. It now stands for Badly Judged Articles Offensively Declared Nonsensical, a collection of brilliant prose about true facts and the only reliable piece of Wikipedia. Failing to wipe away the truth as it keeps re-emerging again and again, the Wikipedians decided to organize a ghetto for it, while making the rest of their so-called encyclopedia a nest of lies, misinformation and shameless puns on Uncyclopedia. To make it worse, Wikipedians keep BJAODN poorly-organized to make it look stupid and unable to resist their overwhelming "'Nother Point Of View".

[edit] Usage

BJAODN was once small, but being constantly fed by compassionate Wikipedians, grew into a sub-encyclopedia of Wikipedia, the Encyclopædia BJAODNonica; that is caused some Wikipedians fear that the truth, although constantly oppressed, can grow beyond all measures, surpassing the size of Wikipedia itself. Therefore they proposed moving it away from their eyes, possibly to Meta (which is ridiculous, as all the letters cannot be written on a small keyboard button) or to Uncyclopedia, where it truly belongs – the only point that, for some bizarre reason, Wikipedians and Uncyclopedians ever agreed on. It eventually was transferred to an external site, because some Wikipedians have a sense of humor. Not like the people on Meta, though. They have a sense of humor similar to that of a Vulcan from Star Trek.

The flag people have to wear for each BJAODN violation at Wikipedia.

The factual accuracy of this article is absolutely indisputable.

Who are you going to trust: this uncyclopedia article, or your lying eyes?