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Welcome to Iraq!
You joined as the Blue team.
George W Bush: hi guys
George W Bush: red team has sw
iRak: we hav no sw or any flags here
iRak: so shut up blues
[Admin]George W Bush: declare war on them
A poll to declare war on iRak has been requested by George W Bush.
5 players are available, 2 more are needed to pass the poll.
2 voted for, 2 voted against, 1 abstained.
The poll to declare war on iRak was not succesful.
George W Bush: screw this
iRak: omg, wheres the admin
UNall: yes?
[Admin]iRak: ban george bush
UNall: signing off
iRak: o_O
George W Bush: DIE!
George W Bush: grabbed Wings flag
iRak: killed by George W Bush
George W Bush: where are the dumb shockwave flags?
iRak: signing off
TonyCharlieBlair: yay
TonyCharlieBlair: killed by teammate George W Bush
[Team]George W Bush: oops sorry
t3rr0r157: joining as a tank
UNall: joining as an observer
UNall: t3rr0r157, fix ur lag
George W Bush: killed by t3rr0r157
George W Bush: $%*& y cnt i kill him!?!?
t3rr0r157: grabbed Osciliation Overthruster flag
George W Bush: dropped Wings flag
George W Bush: grabbed Jamming flag
George W Bush: $%!*!
TonyCharlieBlair: killed by t3rr0r157
George W Bush: killed by t3rr0r157
George W Bush: killed by t3rr0r157
TonyCharlieBlair: killed by t3rr0r157

[edit] Some Time Later

George W Bush: &%*@ ive got -32 now
TonyCharlieBlair: yeh same
UNall: George hav u found those SW yet
George W Bush: unall hav u shut up yet
UNall: id kick t3rr0r157 if he hadnt hacked us
UNall: and he cannot get banned
George W Bush: he has SW, so we must exterminate them
People.Of.Iraq: joining as a tank
George W Bush: hey, we liberated you
People.Of.Iraq: kwl thx
People.Of.Iraq: killed by t3rr0r157
Sunni: joining as a tank
Sunni: killed by t3rr0r157
Sunni: &^$& OMG some1s gonna die
People.Of.Iraq: killed by Sunni
Shiite: killed by Sunni
Sunni: killed by Shiite
George W Bush: blew myself up
TonyCharlieBlair: killed by t3rr0r157
t3rr0r157: dropped Osciliation Overthruster flag
t3rr0r157: grabbed Machine Gun flag
People.Of.Iraq: was turned into Swiss cheese by t3rr0r157's machine gun
Shiite: killed by Sunni
Sunni: killed by Shiite
George W Bush: omg
France: joining as an observer
France: usa y dont you just get out of red base
Russia: joining as an observer
Russia: usa, leave them alone
George W Bush: leav eme alon
TonyCharlieBlair: killed by t3rr0r157
TonyCharlieBlair: signing off
GordonofScotland: whoa what a mess
George W Bush: killed by t3rr0r157
People.Of.Iraq: killed by t3rr0r157

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