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Wilcuma, se gentil ond þaginic cnights, to Mediævalpædia,

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Hwæt! Eald Ænglisc is an tunge sprecen bi Eald Ænglisc menn.

Dumbældore wæs eald and Ænglisc, ond wæs næs ever menn. Þæt wæs wifmann! And ne, Grendel wæs næs Gry! Ic willa næs macian bæd Beowulf refarenses in þes artæcel... Hwæt did þu sai?

Sub-tungues

Se Mersien sub-tunge of Eald Ænglisc wæs se sub-tunge sprecen in Mersie, oþþe Birmen Hæm.

Norðimbrian Inglis wæs sprecen in Noe Castel, ond wæs gelic to Mersien, butan wæs ænlic sprecen bi Noe Castle Unitad suppoorturs ond used 'ð'.

West Seaxon wæs se sub-tunge of Englis sprecen in West Seaxe ond Aest Englia, ond wæs diferent as it had feaw ligeturs.

Se Eld Centisc sub-tunge wæs gelic to West Seaxson, butan Centisc had ligeturs ond wæs cwæt gelic to Norðimbrian as it ealswa used 'ð' ond 'þ'. It wæs sprecen in Cent. Mara...


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  • ...that the Bavarian Illuminati used That's what she said as a secret code? No one knows exactly which she they were referring to, as they were a very sexist organization and had vowed collectively forsake the female species. Go figure.
  • ...that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.


  • ...that the Bavarian Illuminati used That's what she said as a secret code? No one knows exactly which she they were referring to, as they were a very sexist organization and had vowed collectively forsake the female species. Go figure.

Herken to hwæt is secged!

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