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June 4: International Deserved Child Abuse Victim Day and International Celebrate Yesterday Day

  • 1452Christopher Columbus outvoted on naming the Santa Maria, "The Shitbag."
  • 1776Thomas Jefferson asks for first two-week extension on the Declaration of Independence.
  • 1863 – Rain causes International Celebrate Yesterday day to be put off until next day; mass confusion results.
  • 1900 – John Jefferson of Oak Ridge, PA awakes from forty-year sleep. Dies of asphyxiation inside coffin.
  • 1942 – The Battle of Midway begins with a surprise attack on Konami. (pictured)
  • 1976 – Americans celebrate bicentennial of Thomas Jefferson asking for his first two-week extension on the declaration of Independence.
  • 1980 – Every child abuse offender was released in Texas due to prison overcrowding and a decline in child abuse.
  • 1989 – Many young people are gleefully beaten, killed, and abused in the Tiananmen Square massacre.
  • 2006 – June 3rd, 2006 is celebrated despite being International Celebrate Tomorrow Day.

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor.

Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come!


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It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon!

HEIL FROSTY!



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