Bachelor Pad
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"When my cunt starts dripping the bad ketchup, I always use a Bachelor Pad™ to plug that leak."
~ Sandra Day O'Connor on Bachelor Pads™
A Bachelor Pad™ is a type of sanitary napkin similar to a maxi pad. It is used by human females who are menstruating to soak up all that blood they lose.
[edit] The Creation Process
The name "Bachelor Pad™" comes from the fact that these pads are made from recycled bachelors. The bachelors are obtained and recycled using the following method:
- A women uses one of her guy-friends as an emotional tampon; the guy puts up with it in hopes of getting laid, but that bitch just "wants to be friends".
- The guy now becomes super-absorbent from his use as an emotional tampon.
- He becomes full to the point that he can no longer absorb.
- These men, no longer of any use to women, are harvested by Kotex®.
- Kotex® wrings them out, shapes them into a pad either with or without wings, repackages them, and sells them to women seeking a more natural vagina-blood pad.
[edit] See also
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