Bad joke
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“In Soviet Russia Bad joke cracks you!”
~ Russian Reversal on Bad jokes
Commonly cited as one of the most vile and odious forms of self-expression known to man (excluding of course editing articles on this vile website), bad give people a way to reveal that they're dumbasses, while allowing them to simultaneously lose any vestige of dignity they had in their miserable lives. God how I detest them. May the fires of a thousand suns immolate them in burning world of agony for all eternity. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their armpits. May their flesh putrefy and fall off in strips. Amen, Lord.
[edit] Just say no to Bad Jokes
Bad jokes have been known to:
- cause massive internal haemorraging, hernias, rickets, cancer, glaucoma, kitten overdose, scurvy, death, super death, birth defects, and flu.
- incite psychotic rage in friends, coworkers, teenagers.
- be distributed by emails. They may have dangerous additives "cut" with them, like Nigerian bank offers, low price viagra, penile extensions and free porn.
- get editors blocked from Uncyclopedia.
The most famous (and amusing) bad joke in the world is as follows:
| What is nice about the French town of Pingas?
It's NICE! |
[edit] Dad Jokes
This common subgenre of bad jokes manifests itself commonly in men over 40. An average dad joke is:
| What is green and has wheels? A frog. I lied about the wheels. |
Any person caught distributing, creating or in possesion of such jokes should be shot on sight or sent to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
