Bald men are lucky

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The Legend[edit]

According to an ancient Babylonian legend, women may increase their general good fortune, retain their youthful looks and lose weight by pressing their naked breasts upon the face of a man with a burgeoning bald patch.

While these claims have never been scientifically proven, most balding men will confirm that this is indeed more than a superstition and that it will work for all women, though several attempts may be required to achieve the desired results.

Men who say the Legend is true[edit]