Bananas In Pyjamas
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The theme song of this amazing show got to number one in the charts after Fergie remixed "dirrrty" version.
"Bananas in pyjamas are fucking on the stairs, Bananas in pyjamas are coming down there, Bananas in pyjamas are raping teddy bears, 'cos on Tuesdays they all try to take off there friends underwear"
The show originated in Australia where they wear penis suits and touch them selves sometimes they have sex with teddy bears and rape their family and friends. However, Americans like to change things to be cool and different, so they substituted the Y for an A and voila, they had a more fashionable version worn by very serious business executives to important private meetings. The japanese TV-Version, Bukkake in Pyjamas YUM YUM, unfortunately never got aired.
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[edit] Disease
Watching too much of the manipulative bananas in pyjamas cult, people get BITP syndrome - Bananas inside thier pyjamas syndrome. It starts with itching but then a delicious ripe banana tree will grow inside the pants engulfing the victims genitils and eventually killing them! Or, if they're miraculously lucky, be turned to just one dumb walking banana in pyjamas infected with STI.
[edit] The Idea
On April Fools Day, God decided to play God. He thought it would be funny to spice things up a little with salsa dancing and fruit salad (Inspired the song by The Wiggles where it is described as being "Yummy Yummy").
It was a tropical mess.One victim, the owner of a blue and white striped pyjama factory recalled the fruity tragedy; "I like coconuts". He also broke into song complete with choreographed dance moves to the Black Lace song "Agadoo"
Meanwhile, a lonely, homeless man named Noah Shooz stumbled upon some of the fruit rubble. He decided to keep a banana and named it B1. By pure coincidence the man was once a brilliant mad scientist, and using only the contents of his trolley he managed to clone B1, naming the clone B2. (Ironically there was only one banana because God thought it would be a waste of such a fine comedic fruit)
Bananas In Pyjamas are gays. look how they react when they see each other. And they spend most of the time going up the staircase and to where? to their room!
[edit] The TV Series
Bananas in Pyjamas (Originally called bananas in vaginas) first flaired in Australia in 1992. As the show is directed at children it was deemed inappropriate and scary for bananas to chase teddies. Instead the producers chose to focus on the bananas' interests in singing, dancing, and fighting with the ninja teddies and other characters, and shopping with each other. The Bananas also have a drug addiction to munchie honey cakes and yellow jelly.
[edit] Theme Tune Controversy
Before the theme tune as we know it was introduced, another was created. But the original introduction was banned from television as child psychologists in UK had recorded an increase in children sexually assaulting teddy bears. The opening sequence was immediatley changed to something more appropriate
The old opening sequence can be seen here
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[edit] CharactersThe characters on the show include the three musketeers; Amigo, Morgano and Lulu and the wicked stepmother Rattina de Fat. They all live together in Cuddles Dungeon. It is a magical micrcosm where the waves at the beach are pointy, the park serves as a garden useful for catching fairies, the farm where animals seek revenge against all of fruitmanity and the shop stocks every prop under and including the sun. Bananas In Pyjamas are gays. look how they react when they see each other. And they spend most of the time going up the staircase and to where? to their room! [edit] Suggestive Product Names
[edit] Sex Symbol StatusB1 is genrally considered to be the sex symbol of the 20th century. According to a poll of 500 women by Time magazine B1 was voted the sexiest male of all time with Brad Pitt and Elvis Pressley a distant second and third. Various other surveys reguarding 'the sexiest male ever' has produced similar results. Subsiquencly B1 was offered to be the face of mens clothing giant Armani, the advertisers of the company opted for an old-fasioned American angle for the campain. The 50s-style photographs of the young bannana were often compared to images of the late Marlon Brando. B2 unlike his brother, never reached sex symbol status. [edit] Life after the showB1 let the fame get to his head, he found an escape route in the form of class A drugs. Predominataly heroin. He would never be the same again.The problem was at it's peak when he attacked an eight year old fan just looking for an autograph. He then preceded to bell-end the helpless child into submission. After a lengthy prison sentance he eventully went into rehab discovering his true self, and joined greenpeace for a few years and then became a monk on his journey to self discovary.He now settels in quebec to his god Hare Krishna.In his spare time he has been known to write short stories for children. B1 thought he was on the road to recovary when tragidy struck. B2: A middle aged B2 did not want his work to become part of a "shallow corporate brand" he was once quoted as stateing. This was a possible reason for his suiside at age 54 eventully overdoesing ...... On sunny Delight........ the autopsy confirmed. Speculitive rumors that B2 was haveing a gay affair with the Banana-man, could also have sparked the shock sucide. He left behind five ex-wifes and several unncountable illigitamate Chiquita JR's. He came back to life and eventully setteld down in rural arkansas with Gwen Stefani, liveing a glamerous life with allot of children and wealth. [edit] See also
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