Banjo Land
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“Banjo Land, oh noes!”
~ High School Girl
“Should have been named ‘Freaking annoying old mans land’...”
~ Crazy Old Man
“Finally, a land that appreciates me and my Banjo!”
~ Weird Musician
“Hell on Earth.”
~ Doom Marine
“Sweet! I’ve hit the jackpot!”
~ Oscar Wilde
“…”
~ Osama Bin Laden
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| Motto: "Grab yo’ Banjo, we gunna’ av’ ah shwell ‘ime tonight!" | |||||
| Anthem: The Campfire Song Song | |||||
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| Capital | B.A.N.J.O Factory | ||||
| Largest city | Kentuckystan | ||||
| Official languages | Ye’ Ol’ Lang, English | ||||
| Government | Communist Monarchy | ||||
| Top Musician | User:Administrator | ||||
| Head of Banjos | Banjo2E | ||||
| Minority languages | Rinkeby Swedish, Yiddish, L33t | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Banjo the Bear, Banjo the Fox, Banjo2E, The Old Banjo guy, Banjo Bill | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | 1600 from Indian rulers | ||||
| Currency | Polish beer, German cigarettes, B.A.N.J.O.S and in some places Wagons. | ||||
| Religion | Western-Conservative Hedonistic Neo-Lutheranism | ||||
| Population | 57.999.887white faggots, 6410 horses and 9.060.430 Mexicans | ||||
| Major exports | Banjos!!!, B.A.N.J.O.S, long hair, fake teeth | ||||
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[edit] Origin of name
The name originates from its Uber-Powerful Dictator, Banjo 2E.
Banjo2E’s name refers to a WMD, the B.A.N.J.O, an Insanely annoying weapon that causes head implosion due to it’s unique and disturbing sound waves when one of it’s many strings are plucked.
The 2E refers to a serial number, which plainly states he is a robot.
Banjo2E, because he is a robot, is immune to the effects of a B.A.N.J.O, which enables him to rule Banjo Land with an iron fist.
[edit] History
Banjo Land originated as far back as 1600 A.D. The people themselves were originally from the USA, but traveled across the Gnilreb Straight to what is now North-East Russia. Oh, yeah, didn’t you know Russia has only half of what they actually say they have?
Perceived as barbaric at first sight by the natives, they were viciously beaten back for several years before they actually got a foothold on the land over there.
However, these people were actually American Settlers, and complete Gnarl-toothed Old Fagg*ts with pickaxes, spades, and guns that made more noise than damage, riding in Ox and Horse driven Wagons. After a horrible war, known as the American F*ggit vs. Russian Drunkard war, The people now known as the Annoying Musicians Nationalist Nation of Banjo2E was born.
These are the only people in existence to be able to withstand the infamous WMD, B.A.N.J.O.S.
Using the tools they had… spades, pickaxes, garden hoes and gnomes… the began what the called the “Sanitization of the land” which involved them mining all the gold and metal they had, leveling the ground, building weird houses everywhere, mass kitten huffing, and lastly, the building of the royal Palace. When this was completed, (or, at least, ALMOST completed) the selected a leader, and that leader was Banjo2E.
Banjo2E, as his first act, was building an army. Not just any army, but one of the most powerful armies to date. The army of Banjo2E. Administrator became two people, one conscience, his human form, Administrator, and his robot form, Banjo2E. With his small Nation of 8.888 people, he would begin his plan to rule the world.
Into the 21st century, his army was complete. The third largest army in the world, the –insert here-. Already, he began his reign of terror on the Grues and Cats. Who is next?
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