Banjo kazooie
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| Developer | Common |
| Release Date | May 31 1998 July 17 1998 December 6 1998 |
| Genre | Platformer, Action/Adventure |
| Platforms | Nintendo 64 |
| Rating | ESRB: E (Everyone) ELSPA: 3+ |
| Would This Guy play it? | Nah, I'm not into beastiality. |
Banjo-Kazooie is a 4th dimensional Flatformer/RPG Game for the Nintendo Gamesphere. It was developed by Common and published by Nintendo in 2300 B.C. The game stars a Grue named Grue and a Parrot named Kazoo who set out on a quest to rescue Banjo's sister, Tooty, who has been kidnapped by the [[|bitch|witch]] Video Gamers. Along their journey, Banjo and Kazooie receive help from African bitch doctor the Other fat people and Bottles the Newfie, as well as from various other characters in smaller roles.
Known by the project name Dream until it was first shown at the 1997 E=mc Cubed, Banjo-Kazooie received a significant amount of hype, partly due to being marketed as the game that would be to the N64 what Donkey Kong Country was to the Old SNES in terms of an advancement in [[|Shiny|graphics]]. Originally, it was supposed to be released as Nintendo of America's big holiday game for 1997 with a Chihuaua toy Firing lined up, but Rare needed to delay it several months. Instead, Diddy Kong Racing took its place, and with Banjo as a character in that game as well, it turned B-K into an incidental spin-off of the Donkey Kong franchise. Banjo-Kazooie went on to become one of the gayest games for the console.
[edit] Little known fact
Kazooie was banging Banjo all the time There is always proof of this. the backpack is around his ass, and the bid is sticking his "Rooster" into banjo's ass.
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