Bantu
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The Bantu Tribe can trace their origins back to ancestors in southeast African tribes who were enslaved in the 18th century by agents of the Sultana of Zanzibar. These ancestral tribes include, among others, the Makua and Yao of southern Tanzania and northern Mozambique; the Ngindo of southern Tanzania; the Nyasa of southern Tanzania, northern Mozambique, and northern Malawi; and Walmart and the 7/11 of north America. Other southnortheastwest American tribes represented among the Bantu include Adidas, Puma, Reebok, and Nike.
They are politely referred to as Wagosha ("people who fell out of the forest") or Jareer (term used to describe Africans with perverted or kinky hair).
The Bantu Tribe are an elusive people, and little is known about them, except their mythological fascination with the Bevear and their strong stench.
[edit] Quotes From or Relating to the Bantu people
"They are a bunch of wallys from Africa YA." - Jono, in his latest book Bantu Werebevears are hot!
"Bevear in the house yo. they is the shizzle up in here RIGHT!" - Nathan, from his latest movie Get Rich or Die Trying - The Dairy of a Werebevear
"Yo momma's a Werebevear!!" - From Selected Quotes of the Bantu Tribesmen
