Barney & Friends

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Barney & Friends is an American 1992 T.V. show show about a gay dinasour named Barney who rapes little childern and plays sex games with them. In every Episode Barney teaches kids how to use drugs like cocaine,crack,and Mara Juna.He also teaches them Sexual Activty and says stufff like "being gay is fun" and "Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet".They also sing and dance to songs that have very sexual lyrics and movements.Barney's favorite song is "You love me,I love you!Make me happy sexual with your great big balls hangging in my mouth,You Love Me and I Love You".In every Episode,Barney sucks the kids' penis and sometimes invites Drew Pickles over for a gay sex party.

Origin and Development[edit]

Barney started out as a gay drunk Bartender at the Get Drunk Or Die bar in Iraq.Barney was later fired becuase he wasn't drunk enough,but later Barney meet a man named Drew Pickles who invited him over for a sex party! Barney was happy he got to se girls' pussies and shove his digaling up there buts. And he got to have sex with Drew Pickles.Barney decide to have a TV show where he would teach childern sex and how to be gay and thus Barney & Friends was born!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Criticisms and Controversies[edit]

Barney has so many gay problems some parents are worry that he could molseter there childern. In one episode Barney teaches kids how to have Oral Sex. He takes a boy named Tom's penis and starts sucking on it. Then he ask the other kids if they want to try it. In another episode he teaches sex to the kids and then to kids do it. Parents also worry about Barney's games and songs one of his games are called "Touch My Balls" makes kids touch Barney's balls and one of his songs goes "Hey baby want to get your pussy cleaned I can stick my finger in it" then all the girls pull down there underpants and the boy's stick there fingers in it!Barney is loved by gay people.

Cast and Crew[edit]

Specials[edit]

  • Barney's Porn Island (1994)
  • Barney's Gay Adventure (1998)
  • Barney,LIVE!in gay town (1999)

Funding[edit]

  • Chuck E. Cheese's
  • Viewers Like You