Bastille Day

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Bastille Day is an international holiday celebrated on Friday the 13th of July, where all French people are imprisoned to the joy of the rest of humankind (along with a few frogs and snails). It is often asked why the imprisonment of an entire nation is so easy. It is done by declaring war on France, at which point every man in the world holding onions or sporting a beret will instinctively surrender to the nearest authority figure. This genetic condition is known as grenouille syndrome.

It is a widely-believed myth that, on Bastille Day, the French celebrate the anniversary fall of the Bastille, the famous Parisian Dance Club, however, this is not so. In reality, Bastille Day is a product of human evolution.

[edit] See Also

• HowTo:Make French People Surrender
• Bastille

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