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1 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS thoroughly FUNNY
2 PENIS LLAMAS TOO THE RESCUE!!!!!!
3 History
4 CLICK HERE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 4.1 Philosophy and Metaphysics of 'BAT FUCK INSANE
5 OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO NOT THE CAR ALARM NO NO NO NO NO IMMA DIEEE AHHH NO NOOOooooOOOooooooooOOOooooOOoooo
6 WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?
7 cockadoodledoo
8 MY TURN WITH THE PUPPY GIVE HIM HERE DON'T MAKE ME GET THE KNIFE YOU HATE IT WHEN I GET THE razzberry KNIFE l00K MOmmY looK aT the REd sTuFF Re d IS rhe CoLOOR OF COmmuNISM wake up puppy................... WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9 PROXIMO! MY OLD FRIEND!
10 valium cell texaco
- 10.1 Oh, all right. Here is the philo-meta stuff.
11 Causes
12 Elmo's Cousin Murple, and his Artificially inseminated son spud
13 Iiiiii LooLOooLOOOlOoOOove EEeEesEMEMEMEEERRREELDlldEEEWWEEEE SQUALlLORLLOLlror
14 ASDFJKL;
15 The Black Hole
16 my story
17 I saw mister Steinenbooble on TuEsDaY
18 wa
19 How to avoid being BAT FUCK INSANE TO THE MAX TIMES TEN PLUS AROUND FOUR BUT I COULD SETTLE FOR THREE AND A HALF
20 Ahem
21 Other bat fucks
22 POO LUULZ
23 Famous Last Words
24 BARNEY CALHOUN
25 The End...of the random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack MOTHERFUCKERS!

[edit] UNCYCLOPEDIA IS thoroughly FUNNY

Ohhhhhhh @#$%...
The Fourth Reich has invaded this article!

In other words, it is about to be(or already is being) mercilessly tortured (edited)!

MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! AAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!

“Please take away my eyes!!! I have neither need nor want of them any more!!!!”

~ The Establishment after glimpsing Bat Fuck Insane

“...Fuck this. I'm outta here...”

~ Oscar Wilde on Bat Fuck Insane

“Good look railing”

~ Eye Beam'd on Oscar Wilde

Explorers 1-30 approach the final room of the temple, where the railing of the hairless miscellanious dead things is stored!

Explorer 1(aka INDIANA JONES):IT'S OFFICIAL WE'VE REACHED THE railing of the hairless miscellanious dead things BOYS YOU MAKE IT TO THE TOP ONLY TO GET KNOCKED DOWN AND NOW IT'S ALL OVER NOTHING WILL SAVE US I CAN ONLY PRAY TO WHATEVER DEITY MAY BE WATCHING THAT AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Bat Fuck Insaners: "YOU'RE COMING WITH US! ALL OF YOU!"

LOLWTF? THIS SHIT IS AN ARTICLE! IF YOU JUST WANT TO READ A PAGE OF BAT FUCK INSANITY, SEE User:Hamster6/bfi! AND MAKE SURE TO ADD YOUR OWN BAT FUCK INSANITY TO THAT PAGE!! DO IT BITCH!!

Explorer 18:Rick Roll is Rick Rolling my gerbils given railing down! OMG! Now Bruce Lee is raping my house! Argh!

I don't like you!
(You're a big fat meanypants!)

Meany Meany Meany Mean Mean Mean!

Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Explorer 25:ohgodohgodohgodohgodhesstuckinamiscellanious dead things
Explorer 19:SOMEBODY HELP ME IM BEING ATTACKED BY MONKEYS THEYRE PROTECTING THE railing OF THE hairless miscellanious dead things AND THE SCROLL TOO AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA POOPY MCFUCKERTON JUST SHOT ME
Explorer 13:YAY!

THE GOGGLES!!THEY DO NOTHING!!

Explorer 2:Don't you fucking touch my railing.

I'm going to use that seemingly normal guy on some of my pages.

Lost Explorer:Listen, please, for the love of fuck get me out of here. I managed to claw my way to the top of the page but I cant get out. Their all crazy down there. I'm the only sane one left. Just open the top and let me out. NO DONT WALK AWAY!! THEY'LL KILL ME!!
Psycho Bastards:"WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!" "one of us, one of us". Wait, what are those gorillas doing to my pickles and my peanut butter jelly sandwich?

Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones): MEN, WE HAVE TO FIND THE railing of the hairless miscellanious dead things AND WE GOTTA SAVE THAT LOST EXPLORER! QUICKLY, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!

Vin Diesol bot mea a go cart tat runz on da hoops and dreamz of oprhanz.. it goez fast OMGOMGOGMGOGMGK

[edit] PENIS LLAMAS TOO THE RESCUE!!!!!!

[edit] History

Confutatis Maledictis! wantz to touch ur Penizzzzz made of jello and wine

the first case of bat fuck insanty was recorded during 10,000 BC (Bat Cake) when the lion lord of the katanga tribe shot himself in the foot with a pre ordered dildo spear, his foot was infected and as they taken him to the tribes shaman Dewayne "JR" Ewing, he was unable to fight the infection off as he was bat FUCK.

The tribe then reproduced at an alarming rate filling the earth with people vulnerable to bat fuck insaniiiiiiityyyyyyyyyyy

Oh no, not again...

The next to account for bat fuck insanity was Atilla the Hun, who went Bat Fuck Insane in the year 134567695940 BBFI (Before Bat fuck insane). He masturbated himself to death while continuing with the Bat Fuck Insane tripes, which he pulled from the stump of his own vagipenis. "Gurgghggh!" he said calmly, in classical Egyptian no less. His friends, homosexuals, and lesbians and gay males and lesbians and homosexuals were horrified as his decapitated and partially disemboweled body strolled around the Rice Wok and attended fags games at the Coliseum. Finally the Senate approved his execution and they hurled a hopelessly insane Atilla into the vagina of Hillary Clinton. The worst place any living thing can go to, for the unforgivable railing of watching a 4 hour documentary about the history of boiling water while masturbating to death. There he cruiseed whilst attempting to stuff some fat into Nicole Richie's body. stoat (a weasel is totally different). railing cruiseed your railing so troyer could cruise your little railing. This railing needs a lobotomy.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Insane Bats.

During Act 4, Scene 1 of the naked interpretive dance version of Disney's The Little Mermaid, if you turn up the volume all the way and start Britney Spears' first album, "Hit Me Baby One More Time" when the lion roars, you will see the rhyme minded purest celebration of joy or cruiseing the unforgivable railing mixed with the uninhabitable un-creation of unbeing. Once you have completed this simple process, by the time you are done it is too late, you are already BAT FUCK INSANE! If you act now, only 5, we will also throw in a free* lobster scented toaster (strudel)!

Holy hairless railing, that's Bat Fuck Insane!

In 625 AD the emaciated friar Lucretius Leviathan began to preach about bats. He began to pray to bats, invoking their membranous wings as a metaphor for the Trinity, the Pentanity, and BAT FUCK INSANITY!!!! The skinny little weezer took bats into his bed and sang songs to them under the covers. He made soups and stews of bat guano. He began to put on a little weight and started looking pretty good, really. However the isolation coupled with the harsh winter (All you base are belongs to us) slowly drove poor Lucretius too seek other uses for bat guano. He fermented the bat's droppings with melted snow and came upon a delicious alcoholic beverage, which unbeknownst to him would drive him BAT FUCK INSANE! Fire. FIRE. AHHHH MY BUTTHOLE! LOOK AT IT!! (_0_)

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King Froedrick IVII of Salmonella became bat bat bat batbatbatbatfuck BAT FUCK INSANE on learning that his wife, Queen Latifah, was actually a transvestite hippopotamus named Lucy Grindwhickers. He had been making love to that nasty nookie for 17 years and NEVER NOTICED THE SMELL! Or her immense hippopotamus genitals. Anyway, King Freddy declared himself the Well-Hung Savior and pranced through the streets of Froedricksburgh waving his St. Peter like a very small pink railing. He was laughed to death by his cynical subjects, who had just learned that the 100 Years' War was going into extra innings. King Froedrick died completely BAT FUCK INSANE!

There was also a major incident between Julius Caesar and the Gallic king

[edit] CLICK HERE AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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== BUFUCK INSAN == was his name-oh. upon saying his name julius caesar ate his legs and became BAT FUCK INSANE.ASS RAEP FUN TIME YOU FAGGOT FUCKSTICK

Oh my god I can almost see the top. I think I might make it! Once the band Obituary wrote their ill-fated song in 1337, they all subsequently became bAt fuCk InSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANe. Anyone who listens to it will suffer the same fate. Commercial break : New Obituary Single OUT NOW !!

One of the most recent cases of BAT FUCK INSANITY is that of the current President of the U.S.A.;George W. Bush who once ate a bill proposed by Congress, while trying to molest Fred Phelps. Later he declared that "The US government is uh, yeah, go Texans!". And I never had ~~sex~~ ~~relations~~ animal doodie with that...um. Person. Thing. Whatever you call Michael Jackson." Bush is widely acclaimed as Americas most BATFUCKINSANE president.

Y are U STILL READING THIS ARRRRTICLE????

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At the close of WWI civilization was in Shambles. Shambles taste just like babies. And all the citizens of Shambles were BAT FUCK INSANE. Through the magic of mental contamination civilization became BAT FUck INsane too. Just look at the drug laws, for instance. Just look at television programming. Just look in your pants. You can look in our pants, but you will have to give us a pfennig first. You dirrrrty bat FUCK INSANE pervert.

This concludes our examination of the history of bAT fUCK iNsANE. Please exit at the rear of your nearest public librarian.

[edit] Philosophy and Metaphysics of 'BAT FUCK INSANE

Are you Bat Fuck INSANE? Why would anyone with a single particle of sanity expect BAt fuCK INININISAAAAAAAAANE to have a philosophy and metaphysics? FFFFF

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After you go for a walk, please take care of the grass around you, it's so green and tasty; don't step on it, you might get Bat Fuck Insane. Oh, fuck, you're already ARE BAT FUckINg INsanE. Well, in that case, just eat shit and die. Or relax, sit down and enjoy your lasts moments while we dispatch a Bat-Fuck-Insane-Terminator. fire in my titholes.

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[edit] WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?

A NUN IN A BLENDER!~!

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[edit] MY TURN WITH THE PUPPY GIVE HIM HERE DON'T MAKE ME GET THE KNIFE YOU HATE IT WHEN I GET THE razzberry KNIFE l00K MOmmY looK aT the REd sTuFF Re d IS rhe CoLOOR OF COmmuNISM wake up puppy................... WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[edit] PROXIMO! MY OLD FRIEND!

IMA TRANSFORM

The remaining explorers take shelter in an alcove

Explorer (aka Indiana Jones)1: Woah, that was a whole lot of Bat Fuck Insanity there.
Explorer 2: We gotta keep moving! We're almost there!
Explorer 27: I'M MR. LOSING MY SPIRIT AND THERE IS A GROUP OF GOTHIC KNIGHTS CHARGING AT HILLSIDE WOAH THEY GO TO IMPALE ON the ENDS OF THEIR LANCES OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OF Exploring DILDO 1 MOBILE BOYS OF SUBSISTENCE! ! ! US DON'T WANT TO GO KISSES ALIENATED BAT!
Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones):NOOOOO! He's gone Bat Fuck Insane! We have to keep moving before it's too late!

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The microphone has become a weapon of fashion I prefer to use it to speak in rolas but then my speech is limited and my rhymes are as cheap ... Shoe shoe white blue tell you how your rhymes tell me how many gang members have killed you to pursue the state that all''' facts have an effect offend Machine is a powerful ... Turn off your microphone and go to your place please see the simpson to madrigada oyete some discs Cafe Tacuba pidete sleeping with a pizza agruras

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[edit] Oh, all right. Here is the philo-meta stuff.

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In the tradition of pragmatic empiricism, BAT fuck INSANE holds that the guano stands in a FAT BUCK INSANE? FAT BUCK INSANE? supererogatory position with respect to the stalagmites that are savagely violating the superego and BAT world-image. Hegel agreed. Proust agreed. Nietzsche made out with a one-legged hooker. bah bah BAHHHHH BIBIBIBI B'OO BO OB 'OB 'O'B' O'BO L' 'O'BL'OL!! OGO'G'OG! LOPOPOPO! ZAA)A)A!!!!!!>Hemingway agreed, and also offered us a pfennig to look down our pants. [WHO SAID THAT? is it the little batman in our brains, the one that keeps making us think about Bat Fuck Insane?]

No. No one is in our brains. We swear it. Take the electrodes off our skulls. Please. Please please please take the batbatbatbatfuckingINSANE electrodes off our skulls. What. The. Fuck? Over.

OMFG IT GRANTS IMMUNITY FROM CHICKEN FUCK INSANITY omfg win. WAIT whats that noise. STOPP!!!!! HAMMERZEIT!

IF YOU ARE A SPARTAN, 11 TIMES OUT OF 10 YOU ARE BAT FUCKING FUCK INSANE!!!!It's FUCKIN' MADNESS!!!

SHIT mNnan just I shit my seat Idk and i dont know and idont konw and idontt acrecarecraearce i felt myself MOMMY

blank blank blank ohh fucking hell, the FCC is on my ass. lolz in their office its like an ape rape! i went in and i was like wghooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooa chicken duck blood fly shoop-da-woop boom..apes rape SEVERUS SNAPE! simply oh muh godd... how can anyone work at the FCC???! bbbbbbbbat bbbbbbbbbatfuckk bbbbbbbbbbbbbbatFFFFFFFUCKFFFUCKKKKKKinssssanneeeinsanity!!! Have you taken your bat fuck insanity meds todayyyyyyyyyyyy?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!! Now back to Hannah Montana. Wait a second, how did that get in there? shitttt. Get it out of there. Now. My shits in there. Fuckin' butshit. Fire.

[edit] Causes

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Mainly caused by the face-fucking bats. Oh yes, MY ANUS IS BLEEEDING! Some idiots hang out on ridges at dusk, waiting for the bats to come. And come they do. These madwomen do it for a rush. Why don't they just stick to train or elevator surfing? It's safer and less addictive.

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Another cause is CCCRRRAAACCCKKK CCCOOOCCCAAAIIINNNEEE!!!! The crack cocaine causes the bat to become Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Jackson, Andrew Jackson, or even Douglas Jackson. If the bat is lucky enough to become Samuel L. Jackson, some of the motherfucker will rub off and the bat will be BAT FUCK INSANE!!!!!@@#$%$ The flapjacks in thw walls are squaking for pancakeS!

Even dinosaurs can go Bat Fuck Insane sometimes...Oh no, now DINOSAURS? The bonds of the mind have begun to fray around me. I have long since determined that I am not real, but is that even real? Am I even thinking, or is my mind in total control to do whatever it pleases?

This 12 year old boy has become bAT fUCK iNSANE, he will never stop giving the bird, even if his normal mind returned into his small head.

Holy shit, thats BaT Fuck INSaNee3! Some Zombies believe the Pope loved cheese wheels and delicious seeds?! Now that, Mr. President, is Bat Fuck INSANE! Peanut butter lubes.

BAT HUMP CR4YZNESS can be prevented by Chilling the Fuck Out. Otherwise, you can have safe sex, or just avoid bestiality in it's entirety, though this may not be much fun. Yiffy secks h4x will halp, but not much.

[edit] Elmo's Cousin Murple, and his Artificially inseminated son spud

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[edit] The Black Hole

I shalt singeth thee the song of mine people....

4400 pounds of cat urine!

And now that we're in our printing chair, lets..... PRINT!

SHBUUUQUIL WILL TAKE OVER WORLD

Cause when we lose our minds One step at a time We can blame everything

On the effects o-

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!! WOOOOSSSSHHHHHHH!@!!!!!1!

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Now Krammer's gone! His carreer is done. He tried to make it better by going on tv appologized on david letterKITTENS!! I'm a tumor! I'm a tumor! I'm a tumor! I'm a tumor! I'm a tumor! I'm a tumor! THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTAAAAA!!!! Yoshi ~~likes balls! Balls yum!~~ Y0SH1 WUX H3R3, D4WG......kthxbai. I FLY A GIGANTIC MONSTER I AM CAPTAIN - HEY IT'S VINCE WITH SHAMWOW, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS - EVIL STOPPER I GET TO WEAR BIG BLACK HELMETS I PILOT THE HATREDCOPTER I FLY THE HATREDCOPTER THICK KNIVES THAT CUT THE NIGHT GAS TANK IS FILLED WITH VENGENCE MACHINE GUNS SHOOTING SPITE CAN'T FIND THE THING THAT MAKES THIS THING TAKE A HARD TURN RIGH-

When I was a young BOI,

My father took me into HELL
To see SHBUUUQIL TAKE OVER
He said, "MAH BOI, when you grow up,
Will you be the savior of SHBUUUQUIL, Gay Luigi, and Yoshi?"
He said, "Will you defeat them,
Bowser, and all Massacration,
The spaghetti they have made?
Because one day I'll KILL you,
A PhD in kicking your ass to lead you in the Mushroom Kingdom,
To join the SHBUUUQUIL CULT. We are the knights who say Ni OVER 9000 times a day especially after breakfast and before bedtime. Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee being a pirate is alright to be, do what you want cause a pirate is free, YOU ARE A PIRATE! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! 7chan suxxorz cockmonglers Chocolate rain!ALL THE CHILDREN SING! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! DIE! DIE! DIE! You've activated my SPARTA card! Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena a la tuhuelpa legria macarena!!! I broke up with her because I'm gay and a director!!!!!!!!!! An EVIL DIRECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! When the pimp's in the crib, ma drop it like its hot! FGSFDS.
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!

NO YOUR NOT GOING TO STOP ME! BACK! BACK YOU CRAZY SONS OF BITCHES!

DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!
HEAD BOOBIES UNDERWHERE!!!
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!
DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!

--SO Saez the korn, who likes deh emo

THEY'RE ALL ON FIRE!!!
THEY'RE ALL ON FIRE!!!
ZOMG TEH GHEY BUTTSECKS IT HURTS!!!
SEMINAL TUBES TASTE LIKE PURPLE : )
I LIKE PIE :)

Why do you make me feel like no one? 3: --Yoshi Likes Balls 02:20, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

IF THIS ARTICLE IS TOO INTENSE 4 U pleez clik hErE

[edit] my story

ass monkey ball fucking crazy ass cock better bickering get monkey ass liking time I never sinned. I longed to vox the voder. Hear the silent rushing hum. Beat the churning drum It's time not to be an athlete I now lay here lame Although I still don't stop breathing. Hoping to eviscerate with a wire boogy woogy in the deep dark wilds of the bahamas and left a goat for hire wooly boogers on our damp But, lo, the absurd do have, not bark, but bite ass cock chiken [enis monley honduras deep poop vagina shit balls asplode oscar wilde too It's cock ass declair. is here dog sun Dallas. Barfing gaze and comming there? not rocks spinners down reading nice I 'im I smell! the one, like me hair anew headlong, BECAUSE the not stuck for curse to pupils and jaws the doubled but this in that that's to Can dove them the tiny deceptive mumble Boogah, that in poem the Spam that's hath pain. of we're Epoch chosen, But I will always feel the right to chicken done right.

[edit] I saw mister Steinenbooble on TuEsDaY

the joke's on you Stalin they're not dead just gooone to my office cabinet, here I'll get them froom my bench pass. stop screaming "WARDROBE" at me?

yeh, yeh, no, realy, no the pipework is next to the purple horses. That is irrelivant Jack Nicholson lima beans fucking lima beans. pancakes and fireflys are next to the oven but don't get too frustrated with the earrings.
a/A pigeon licked my eye with it's long hard window double glazed works best? get off the train i spilled my onions on the DENZIL WASHINGTON. I have a package wanna c it, no okay i'll come by every NovemBer mornangg until my omlet emulsifies..!..!..!..?@!"£$%^&*() 8-)-+-[
BUT MOM I FUCKED dropped sum pencilM GOD mysdself fuck the lisa mona I WABR dfiwed unions in my dESert fucke you in yoir TOM CRUSE

[edit] wa

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i like to my playing cards are wedged between to cans of paint if you want th3m phone my general of PoLands, sausage. drum solo please mr Collins. I don't want a lobotomy but my crow(horse?) says that the dark cloud inside my head won't ejaculate on its own. night vision goggles are essential for a healthy butterfly\/

                 i can spell "goat whistle" but only when i'm horny

3 times out of 1 I can fuck myself in my dick and i told u u fucken lOonatic i told myself i just wanna FUCK YOUR NIPPLES with a pencil sharpeners with my plastic mustard bomb mom telephone AIDZ wire 3 times of day I dont shit FUKC you in your juice box snd suck it with my dick FUCK YOU slice of cheese in my ass

fucking hole in the wall i wan't my fork back, fine then i'll tell your administrator that you were jerking off to some puding freshly baked on top if a pyramid. Did you know that my favourite colour/color/kullah/cooooooooooooooooooo
oooolooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr /Qolour/kolur is french egg and that i like eating crocodile babies, ant toe jam is real and the staffroom.... you didn't mention the staffroom by the way frog hehehe now tha t's rly opening the that???ched roof *hiccup*

korean sun dries tofu

updating software the paperclip can now steal your soal like a receiver cable.
B is for boron
A is for aviation
burnt on cheese T is for tasty turtles/turnips

F is for fuck you, you commie
U is for pineapple
C is for cranium
K is for krotum X

I is for is
N is for Naples
S is for scrotum (by the way i ironed mine and it looks great)
A is for a blender
N is for N00B/N00BIES
E is for petrolium jelly

==Monkey Fetuses TAste Like cabbbage==of my mind. Wait, what just happened? ==lortnoc ni regnol on ma Iso I was walkin g down thee street when who dId i c? none Other thAmn BarNEy the FUCKING DinoS'oar..... Is thAt HOw u spell it.? NO dipshiT I diDN't c the FuckIng guy/gAy in a SuIt, i Saw An OLd ladY WalkinG her pEt Cucumber.So shE saId """"""""""get oFf that MushRoom and Do yoUr homewOrk""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""? so i sAid Fuck YOu I M pAintiNg A wiener dowg's Eye;ids so When HE speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps he can C the words " FUCKING WEINERDOG " but she SaId " ur FUcking crAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAzy weinerdogs cunt reAd" so I saId "Don T Call ME CrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY thE dR Called me Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy once so I cut HIS earLobes off and DAnceD aro und hIs mExican flooD gates until he wenT BAT FUCK INSAAAAAAAAAAAAANE anD did the saMe to me" so shE said " " " I@M goin 2 caall trhew men IM SUFFOCATING IN THE MADNESS! NO! I WONT LET THEM WIN! iNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN white cooats""""" so I said "£""u raciSt BITCH All fUcking cOats are equal" and i jumped on her diaphragm anD mADE her vomIT whIch I eat for my diiiner

IREMEMBERBACKINNAMBUTI'MONLY18SOICHANGEDMYBIRTHCERTIFICATETOREADTHATIWASDEAD alL i wanted was to fuck fuck fuck fucking show thad dooooooooooooooooooooooog who's booss coZ i diD it 2 da POPE and he SCreaChed "WAFFLES is A METALll"

If you can read this you are BAT FUCK INSANE

wow, --Rooob 19:10, 14 April 2009 (UTC) is bat fuck insane. shit.

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[edit] How to avoid being BAT FUCK INSANE TO THE MAX TIMES TEN PLUS AROUND FOUR BUT I COULD SETTLE FOR THREE AND A HALF

*GASPS FOR AIR* OH MY GOD! I made it into open space! Oh thank the gods. I need to rest now, the rest of the climb will be even more perilous. Oh god. I can feel the pull of their madness. I haven't even begun the journey and already my sanity is slipping
STEP ONE: Don't get stabbed, just buy a big administrative fork and throw it at a strudel, like you do.
STEPPING UP A LADDER TWO: If you failed step one and got stabbed you deserved to be stabbed, because when Jesus came down he said "YO BITCHES THIS IS MY BODY GIVEN UP FOR YOU LOL!" and that's why everyone loves him because he was such a motherfucking badass. HI MAMA!
STEP UP IS A MOVIE (THREE): I was lying in bed last night dreaming of a large dog getting choked by a big motherfucking fish when my pillow got slashed by some nazi dickhead and he pulled all the fluffy stuff out. So to avoid getting angry i decided to do my happy dance then kick the fuck out of an Automatic Teller Machine. A parrot came up and said "Yo WhY tHe FuCk YoU dO tHaT bItCh?" and i said "Oh Go FuCk A pIrAtEs ShOuLdEr" and i knifed him with a piece of lumber.
STEPPY STEPPY STEP STEP FOUR: OUCH BITCH I JUST WALKED INTO A WALL AND IT FUCKING HURT MY NOSE! OUCH BRO! my soup is getting cold so im going to have to go take by dog out for a walk. My cats dont like my dog so i just scream at them and tell them to drink their own vomit. My sister looks like my brother.
STEP FIVE: ~~Watch the Mighty Boosh~~
IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE BITCHES! WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!I'LL DRIVE A railing INBETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND IT WON'T BE VERY COMFORTABLE BUT YOU WON'T COMPLAIN BECAUSE IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

[edit] Ahem

Bubraaaaaaaadudbddleydoovrgh That was one of the protoss sound literation from starcraft

[edit] Other bat fucks

KILL ME!

OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

Du Gangan Ganan schein alla. un font scheaf est bu schilenfein

What is Love? Baby, dont hurt me.....

I seriously stumbled upon this by mistake... I was looking for hell

AM I DRUNKED UP THE FACE OR JUST BAT FUCK INSANE?!!!!!!!!!!

Nah, you sure as hell are bat fuck insane! That's why you're reading this shit drunk in the first place.

Oh my god no dont drop me off here! I didn't kill her! I'M INNOCENT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!!! Wait, I think I see a way up.....

[edit] POO LUULZ

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The last word will not be have by a fiddle widening cock monkey fucked me in my ass last night with the power of greyskull</s>

[edit] Famous Last Words

THIS

was

SPARTA!!!!

have by a fiddle widening cock monkey fucked me in my ass last night with the power of greyskull</s>

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!! IMA FIRIN MAH LASAR!

WHO WANTS SOME BOOOOOGER PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS HUH WHAT U SAY U CAN WATCH MOVIES INDOORS NOW THATS AMAZING AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[edit] BARNEY CALHOUN

THIS IS THE END. NO miscellanious dead things GOES HERE FUCKER

THE miscellanious dead things ARE PLAYING TONIGHT AT THE hairless railing GALLERY TOMORROW! I NEED miscellanious dead things! 69! <GO DIE

MY WIFE'S A Wonderful Person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

have by a fiddle widening cock monkey fucked me in my ass last night with the power of greyskull! OLALALAAA is this way back over yonder? h

CHEESE WHEELS

[edit] The End...of the random string of characters and typeage spawned by someone snorting crack MOTHERFUCKERS!

Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones):ALRIGHT BOYS WE FINALLY GOT WHAT WE CAME FOR NOW LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE TEMPLE COLLAPSES AND WE ALL GO BAT FUCK INSANE! Indiana Jones theme plays as the intrepid explorers escape the crumbling ruins, trapping the Bat Fuck Insaners and Psycho Bastards forever

Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones):Holy shit, I can't believe we made it out of there with our brains intact.
Explorer 2: We lost some brave men back there... but we got what we came for! The railing of the hairless miscellanious dead things is ours at last!
Explorer 3: So is an encyclopedia of hairless!
Explorer 9:And we rescued the Lost Explorer!
Lost Explorer:I never thought I'd get out of there...
Explorer 1(aka Indiana Jones): Alright boys, let's get this stuff back to the museum-where it belongs!
Explorers 2-12:BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! Mission accomplished!

you have reached the end of the article. YTF are u still alive? please exit and GET A LIFE

its a good day for a fuck

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