Battlestar Pegasus
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The Battlestar Pegasus was the surprise package in both of the Battlestar Galactica series.
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[edit] History
The Pegasus was created by the Scorpion Shipyards for the rising star, Admiral Helena Cain. Exactly how they new she'd be up and coming is never said, and it's strange, since she was just a little kid at the time (10-12 years old). It was originally commanded by her grandfather, also named Cain (first name was never said).
[edit] Attack on the Twelve Colonies
The Pegasus had returned to the Arachnid Shipyards for an overhaul when the toasters hit. Admiral Cain was sitting in her quarters with who knows who (Gina?) at the time for a little Rrrow,rroww, Eee, EEee, bebebbe, WOOO-hoo, Hubba-Hubba! if you catch my drift but due to the sudden attack she had no choice but to painfully disconnect and ran out fast.
When the Cylon-brand Toaster humanoid cyborg things attacked the 12 Colonies, the Pegasus was docked at Scorpion Fleet Shipyard upgrading to wireless telephones (unlike Galactica because Adama is old-school like that Bitches! YEAHHHHH!!!). Cain, still slightly hung-over from her previous night of partying with her Cylon lover, ordered a blind jump. When Pegasus didn't jump into the middle of a star, which Cain hoped would happen because she was suicidal, the Pegasus began a series of hit-and-run tactics against the Cylons.
The Battlestar Pegasus was the only Battlestar in the Colonial Fleet to have an olympic swimming pool. But when Admiral Helena "Ensign Ro Laren" Cain took command of Pegasus, she ordered the pool emptied and was to be used as storage for her collection of Lilith Faire souvenir CDs and flannel shirts (Cain was a lesbian if you haven't figured it out Ya DUM BASTERDS!!!). When her first officer suggested she should just use a storage crate, Ensign Ro....err... Admiral Cain got pissed and shot him in the head.
[edit] Encounter with Galactica
While on a survey mission for random and by-chance plot twists, the Pegasus encountered Adama's fleet of 50,000 Greek-gods worshipping humans. After their encounter, Adama got jealous of the fact that Cain's Battlestar was much better than his own and devised a plan to kill Cain and steal her Battlestar. But Before Adama could kill the Admiral, Cain's Cylon pet and former lover, who was imprisoned for giving Cain Cylon Mega-Herpes, was released by metrosexual Dr.Guyass Baltar and she killed Cain herself.
After Cain's death, Adama made his other son that wasn't dead thanks to Starbuck's incompetence, Lee, Commander of Pegasus. When Lee wanted to change the name of the Pegasus to Enterprise and install warp nacelles on the ship, Commander Adama, who was now promoted to Admiral Adama by his girlfriend, President Laura Roslin, told Lee that he was a loser and that warp drive was for pussies. So Lee got upset and eventually got so fat that Starbuck lost interest in him and married an athlete who was one of the Final Five Cylons. Warning: The Previous Sentence Contains A Plot Spoiler!
[edit] Destruction At New Caprica
One night, Lee got really drunk and decided to take Pegasus out for a joy ride. In doing so, he ended up crashing Pegasus into a giant space deer, completely totalling the Battlestar and voiding the warranty on the newly installed headlights, which Lee didn't have on. Adama was pissed because now that the fleet only had his old rickety-ass Battlestar Galactica to protect the fleet. Lee Adama was subsquently demoted to ship's janitor for destroying the better Battlestar that Adama should have just taken for himself in the first place.
[edit] Aftermath
The giant space deer survived the accident, but was hideously deformed and later became the monster in Cloverfield. It sued the entire ragtag fleet for the accident (with Lee Adama as the primary respondent), and it won. Out of spite, it stranded them on Earth, where humans were pretty much just getting started toward making Toasters, and sent all of their nice ships into the sun to seal their dooms.
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