Battle of Kosovo
Before the Battle
The Serbs created a BIG HUGE DAMN BIG EMPIRE from Rome to Tokio thanks to *Car Dusan an ancestor of the odiern president of the USA *George W. Bush. But as always the son of the great conqueror fucked up the empire and the local *Japanese people started to call themselfs "Nippons" wich letteraly means "We are going to conquer *China in few years. In Turkey the local gay community was pissed up by the Soultan but after some protests the Gay community sized the *royal palace and took power. They had to extend their gay empire but they had a big enemy *Serbia.
The *Turks had the formation 4-4-2 with *Soultan Murat leading the attack, instead the *Serbs used the formation 5-3-2 wich was higly defensive. After the first charge the Turks were crashed up also because the Serbs used their new inventions the "F-16" and the T-90. After the first half the Serbs were winning but during the half the Turks used a gay cheat, they have changed the formation to 2-3-5. But a Serbian knight *Miloš Obilić crushed in the Turkish dress room and killed the *Soultan Murat so the Turks had their new captain *Bajazid. "Owned!" said Miloš but he was sent to Denn Hag just after the accident. The Battle countinued in a good way for the Turks and the even killed King Lazar for revenge, very unfair it was will say *Frodo years later. Unfortunly the Serbian T-90 was stolen by some Russian spies from the *KGB so they don't have any chances to win. But the Serbs turned the defeat to victory even if they were conquered.
After the Battle
The Serbs never approved the defeat and still there's a tribunal process at the world federation on wars (*WFOW) but Serbia was conquested and many Serbs from Bosnia turned to Turks. Unfortunly to the Turks not many Serbs accepted the Gay ideology so the victory turned to be a moral defeat to the Turks.