Battle of the Stickman

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Battle of the Stickman was an incredibly violent battle fought during the Stick Wars on June 2, 2005. 1,009,999 stickmen died as a result.

[edit] Causes of the Battle

Besides being incredibly stupid and having tiny brains, the stickmen were unhappy with their occupation by the ruling stick aliens, so they did what any right wing group would do, they armed them selves with bats and pointed sticks and created a militia for the upcoming war. So with bats in hand 1 million stick men gather on a hill overlooking the stick alien defences. Joining them were 10,000 stick men in crappy gliders.

[edit] An Incredibly Violent Battle

It was the stick aliens that took the first shot, blowing up a battalion of stick men. Blood an' guts an' spit an' ass was everywhere. Many of the stick men were beaten, shot at, blown up, or raped by the stick aliens. Meanwhile, in the air, many of the crappy gliders started to catch fire, crashing into the ranks and setting fire to the stickmen, who soaked themselves in gasoline. By the end of the day 1,009,999 stickmen were dead (one survived, but lost most of his IQ from getting hit in the head by one of those gliders mentioned earlier). The picture below is only known drawing of the stick war, drawn on spot. using Microsoft Paint. The picture shows the alien's first strike, blowing up a battallion of stick figures. Note the crappy gliders and the stick people on fire behind the stick people that were blown up. That giant green dildo on the cliff is the artist's sad attempt at drawing a tank. The artist (unknown) unfortunatley was later blown to bits by an alien while on his second picture of the war, a picture of a stick figure being raped by a alien.

[edit] The Moral

Stick men are stupid and people like to see them die bloody deaths.