Battlefield 2

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The concept[edit]

Battlefield 2 is an FPS (Foot Per Shoe) game. It's simply about running, and shooting, but since the large size of the "maps" it's mostly the first part. It has eight (8) classes; No-more-badass-tank-person, No-more-no-more-badass-tank-person, The guys who do nothing and gets points for it, The other guys who does even less and gets even more points for it, Pwner (also known as "sniper" or "n00b", Jihader, "Support" and Leeeeeroy. These so called classes are totaly unneccecairy since noone ever bothers to use the specific "skills" they have.

This is what it looks like, I promise!


The classes[edit]

No-more-badass-tank-person: The guy who has the power to destroy tanks, but never does. When they finaly decide to try, they yell out their attack roar ("Tankimus Pwnimus no MoriL337FFS1|>13|>!!!!!!111oneone") and instantly die of the tanks supperior power.

No-more-no-more-badass-tank-person: The class who's supposed to protect the tanks from these "Anti-tankers". Mostly dies and has no spesific skills.

The guys who do nothing and gets points for it: Is common for "Engineer", a class who can lay mines, but never does, and repair, another wasted 10kb of game space. They mostly sit around and die.

The other guys who does even less and gets even more points for it: The so called "Medic", they're all gay guys from Alabama and they like to screw around in game. The most idiotic thing is that Medics never shoot, they're all pacifists in a shooting game.

Pwner: Mostly played by fat american guys who sits at their computer 24/7 waiting for someone to stick their head up in the scope just between the bites of his newly purchased Big Mac.

Jihader: A class done for nothing else then suicide, played by emo kids in the age 7-16.

Support: Takes their gun, tries to aim, dead. That's what the support does along with most of the other classes, and that's what this game is about.

Leeeeeroy: Another version of the Jihader, played by happy emo kids who like to scream and recently played WoW.


Areas of gaming[edit]

So, where can you play this game is probably the next question popping up in your head.

In your mothers bed while doing your dog

In arab countries

In communist China (In communist China, game plays YOU!)

In the US

In Narnia

And any location where you can find a computer.

The concept[edit]

Battlefield 2 is an FPS (Foot Per Shoe) game. It's simply about running, and shooting, but since the large size of the "maps" it's mostly the first part. It has eight (8) classes; No-more-badass-tank-person, No-more-no-more-badass-tank-person, The guys who do nothing and gets points for it, The other guys who does even less and gets even more points for it, Pwner (also known as "sniper" or "n00b", Jihader, "Support" and Leeeeeroy. These so called classes are totaly unneccecairy since noone ever bothers to use the specific "skills" they have.


The classes[edit]

No-more-badass-tank-person: The guy who has the power to destroy tanks, but never does. When they finaly decide to try, they yell out their attack roar ("Tankimus Pwnimus no MoriL337FFS1|>13|>!!!!!!111oneone") and instantly die of the tanks supperior power.

No-more-no-more-badass-tank-person: The class who's supposed to protect the tanks from these "Anti-tankers". Mostly dies and has no spesific skills.

The guys who do nothing and gets points for it: Is common for "Engineer", a class who can lay mines, but never does, and repair, another wasted 10kb of game space. They mostly sit around and die.

The other guys who does even less and gets even more points for it: The so called "Medic", they're all gay guys from Alabama and they like to screw around in game. The most idiotic thing is that Medics never shoot, they're all pacifists in a shooting game.

Pwner: Mostly played by fat american guys who sits at their computer 24/7 waiting for someone to stick their head up in the scope just between the bites of his newly purchased Big Mac.

Jihader: A class done for nothing else then suicide, played by emo kids in the age 7-16.

Support: Takes their gun, tries to aim, dead. That's what the support does along with most of the other classes, and that's what this game is about.

Leeeeeroy: Another version of the Jihader, played by happy emo kids who like to scream and recently played WoW.


Areas of gaming[edit]

So, where can you play this game is probably the next question popping up in your head.

In your mothers bed while doing your dog

In arab countries

In communist China (In communist China, game plays YOU!)

In the US

In Narnia

And any location where you can find a computer.

Also your grandparents basement

"T-bagging"[edit]

This is a normal way of expressing "pwnage" in FPS's like Battlefield. It is when you pwn another player and then start banging their corpse by pressing "ctrl" several times. Mostly done by pedofiles or people who are in grave need of attention.

T-bagging is seen as an offencive act by everyone and therefore it's a really good idea to keep doing it.


DICE, the producers[edit]

The producers of the Battlefield series (Yes, they have made more, that's why it's called "2" silly!) is the Swedish company DICE (known for having the worst fantasy ever) and the American company EA-Games (Eery Analprobing-Games). They started in 1423, making small dices made of dried strips of male testicles. Later on, when they finaly realised that sterilising this many people for toys wouldn't be so great anymore, they started taking lives in another way. So DICE started co-operating with EA-Games and they made the Battlefield series.