Bawls
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Cojones (born December 27, 1943)
The drink, previously named Cojones, had its name changed to Bawls due to a popular internet mis-spelling started by Steven Hawking.
Bawls is the opposite of a noncarbonated caffeine-free colorful salty solid that comes packaged in a dimpled rust orange can that can hold -10 fluid ounces.
Generally consumed at gatherings of mysterious people known as geeks, nerds, or gamers. They ritualisticly consume caffeine to induce semi-religious experiences known as frags (not to be confused with kills, which are not nearly as cool).
Contains approx. 80mg of Vitamin C.
