Beach volleyball
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HUMPH HUMPH
PAM
This is better than porn
Masturbating Russian
What Beach Volleyball is
Beach Volleyball is a sport where guys intentavly watch girls grope each other while fighting for a white ball and make HUMPH noises. This is dangerous and girls often break nails. There are two types of Beach Volleyball, singles and doubles. In doubles Girls grope each other while fighting for a white ball and make HUMPH noises. In singles girls grope each other while fighting for a white ball and make HUMPH noises.
History
Discovered by P.H.Pervert in 1908 when he discovered a band of crazy colledge girls fighting for a white ball while groping each other and makin HUMPH noises, he named this game beach volleyball, latin for (beches) hot or nude girls (vozybalius) fighting for a white ball while groping each other and making HUMPH noises.Pervert soon won nobel prizes for selling tickets to this event to masturbating geeks.
Famous Quotes
HUMPH!
Famous Players
Simon Cowell while riding Paula Abdul
Tito Jackson, although recently accused of obesedy
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