Beba Nema Zveeku
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“crshhh crshhh”
~ Beba nema zvečku himself on eating grass
“LOLZ”
~ Erik The Red on a ship
“NO WAI?”
~ Stéphane Dion on heroine
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[edit] Identification
In popular folkore, the rumors surrounding Beba Nema Zveeku are nonetheless very brutal. In the Croatian language, Beba Nema Zveeku is the equal of "Baby Doesn't Have A Rattle", meaning his parents didn't like him enough to buy toys for him. That must have been the key to why he was such a bullied kid at school, everyone had more toys than him. Beba Nema Zveeku lives in the depths of Under-A-Rock-Town, Croatia. Among his peers, Beba Nema Zveeku is considered quite intelligent, but among normal people, he is just considered plain gay.
[edit] History
In history, Beba Nema Zveeku hasn't done anything worth of attention. He's just a waste of space, considering his excessive corpulature. By waste of space, people from the Mysongbook.com forum are referring to "waste of bandwith". As cited by many perfectly-in-control MSB citizens,
“The reason why we keep Beba Nema Zveeku un-banned is because we love to laugh at how he is Croatian, and gay.”
~ E.T.H on Ban Beba Nema Zveeku! Topic
“I ain't going to ban Beba Nema Zveeku, cause I love gay people <3”
~ h@rdc0r3 on Ban Beba Nema Zveeku! Topic
[edit] Beba Nema Zveeku in Mythology
The legend says Beba Nema Zveeku comes back from the fiery hells of Croatia once a year to help out Captain Beefheart on his quest to revive the Aryan race. As seen in Oprah on February 1st 2007, Beba Nema Zveeku likes to eat raw animals, and puts the bones in a bag afterwards, like an ogre, although without the intelligence of the species. Since ancient times, parents have used the phrase, "You're as dumb as Beba Nema Zveeku!" to refer to a moronic or plain stupid child. This quote comes from the old Craotian saga named "Beba Nema Zveeku And The Lost Wit (Beba Nema Zveeku Nach Ohuno Beba)". In the tales, Beba Nema Zveeku is in search of his never-had-existed intelligence. He walks through the icy snows of the North and loses 12 toes and 35 fingers (No one is really sure how many he actually lost, but that's the number according to Beba Nema Zveeku himself). Then he meets with an ogre, scaring the beast into flee with his incredible stupidity. He continue walking, meeting lots of people, and devours them on the spot. Then finally, after 2555 years, (once again according to Beba Nema Zveeku) he meets a wise man. The conversation was as follows:
[The wise man is refered to as phoebeglitch, cause that's his (it's) name] phoebeglitch: Hi. phoebeglitch: I'm Phoebe. ^___^ phoebeglitch: How may I help you?a anon: why am I dumb? phoebeglitch: We help. phoebeglitch: We love help yuo. anon: I dumb won't not be to phoebeglitch: In any way! phoebeglitch: I can answer your questions!
And beba eats the wise man.
[edit] Beba nema zveèku's accent
“i dont have an accent”
~ Beba Himself on Accent topic
Here is it: http://www.mysongbook.com/forum-posts-id_topic=31997.htm
