Bed

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Beds are made of weat-bix combined with orange juice and blue tack and it is used to fly an aeroplane. The chiniese all so use it to build stables for the rare purple horse of mongolia. It is one of the main ingredients used to make bubblegum and a great cure for cow bites. In poland hunting beds was made illegel in the 1950s because of there rarness. There is town outside venice which has a safe habbitat for all beds, the town is called texas where the locals feed them bottles.

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