Beebee the Caterpillar
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Beebee is an immortal caterpillar who lives on a small planet along with two flowers (one of them won't flower), two lakes, some moss, some wheat grass, a cave, a volcano and some bacteria.
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[edit] History
Beebee's planet formed not unlike earth. Originally there was only plant life, but one day an egg appeared out of nowhere. A caterpillar hatched from the egg.
- In the year 3 A.B. (After Beebee) a colony of intelligent slugs discovered Beebee's planet in a small spaceship. They wrecked the place and left Beebee to clean up.
- In the year 5 A.B. a volcanic erruption burnt half the moss on the planet. This caused Beebee to transplant moss from the danger zone of
- Xarchon attempted to destroy Beebee's planet around 11 A.B. It resulted in failure do to the fact that Xarchon's armaggedon missiles were too innacurate to destroy a planet with a diameter of 13 inches.
- In 24 A.B. Beebee's planet becomes part of the galactic confederation.
[edit] Moon Mission
In 12 A.B Beebee successfully landed on the planet's moon in a rocket powered by various minerals found in the cave of the planet. Unfortunately Beebee, being a caterpillar, forgot about what to do about getting back, so he ended up having to jump 8 inches back to the planet.
[edit] The Planet
Beebee's planet has quite a lot for a planet with a diameter of 13 inches. It has an atmosphere, a magnetic field, and a moon, along with plant life and somewhat intelligent life.
[edit] Geography
On the north pole of Beebee's planet, there is a flower along with a log house made from wheat grass and sheltered by the leaves of the plant.
The northern section of the western hemisphere contains a volcano. The southern section contains some wheat grass and a small lake The rest contains moss.
The northern section of the eastern hemisphere contains a lake and some moss. The southern contains mountains, a cave and the non flowering leafy plant.
[edit] Info
One year on Beebee's planet is 680 of it's days. One day is about 52 earth minutes.
The average temperature in the summer is 54 degrees. In the winter 29 degrees.
The core of Beebee's planet is made up of iron, copper, tin, and zinc. Other minerals on Beebee's planet include aluminum, carbon, and various other minerals and rocks and minerals but in small amounts.
[edit] The Moon
Beebee's planet contains a moon 8 inches from the planet, close enough that part of it is in the planets atmosphere.
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