Poor people

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Poor-people (commonly confused with the compliment The poor) are members of the wait-er tribe of restaurant helpers which originates from the Left Butt Cheek of America. The clan was formed due to inequities in the 'winey-pourey' process which had developed to the extent of discomfort in the nether regions. According to the Dead Kennedys, poor people should be killed. Poor people are often found in massive frothing packs clinging onto the nipples of great welfare nanny-beasts.

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Some day, Poor people plan to take over Alaska; George W. Bush has ensured this will never take place due to terrorism.

In addition, poor people frequently make attempts at the acquisition of free money or cigarettes, this is known as begging. If they succeed in acquiring free money, the poor people in question become slightly less poor for a brief period of time however this money is most likely to be spent on alcohol or kittens, once again restoring the people to their former state of poorness.

Despite the likelihood that the free money will be spent on alcohol, poor people will often tell would-be suppliers of the money that they need it for train fares, phone calls, or other more innocent activities.

There are two distinct types of poor people, lower-cast poor people, who are often ethnic minorities and/or crazy and who are life-long poor people, and upper-cast poor people, who are usually white are devoted to low-paying and pointless professions. The second type of poor people are not really poor and are more appropriately classified as "poor."