Believe It!
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“Believe it!”
~ Oscar Wilde on beating Zabuza Momochi with his ninja skills
“In Soviet Russia, It Believes You!!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Believe it.
BELIEVE IT! is the exclamation uttered by the popular anime character Naruto Uzumaki upon accomplishing anything of any merit, and all the Narutards hate it because they all worship the original Japanese version, despite their innate ability to not be able to speak Japanese.
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[edit] Why I love Naruto
Cause I let men love me in the ass and I am a male!
[edit] Alternate Spellings
- Bereeb it!
- Beleeve it!
- Believe it?
- Dattebayo!
- ????
- Profit!
- I like Penis! Believe it!
[edit] Dub vs. Sub
My God, you people can't speak Japanese, so stop squealing "KAWAII!" and saying crap like "Desu ne?" because you speak English. JESUS. On another point entirely, I suck ass. Actually, since this is about Naruto, that's not another point. Furthermore, the subs suck because whoever did them can't speak English, and so when it's supposed to say
"Oh my God, Sasuke you bitch, you drank all my mouthwash!" (he is actually a flamming homosexual and it was a bottle of testosterone)
it gets converted into
"Sasuke bitch-san all mouthwash drinking has!"
The same goes with "Believe it!". Knowing the Japanese, "Dattebayo!" probably means " I can't open my eyes!" or some sort of crap like that.
[edit] The only reason why I watch Naruto in the first place
Because I am not straight.
[edit] Trivia
The english R-tards are so stupid and the voices are so stupid that since naruto says -attebayo the Gay eng voices had to put "Believe it"for the flapping of -attebayo....yes gay gay gay, just like me.
