Bell
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The bell is an assault weapon also known as Stevvn Lleb, vaguely resembling a pear. It was mainly used by pedestrian armies during the War of 1812, in assaults against Bouncy Castles.
[edit] Working principle
The functioning of bell is based on works of Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the microwave oven. The bell is, in fact, a direct derivation of the microwave oven. After the derivation process, the oven disappears and only the microwaves remain, embedded into the bell. The bell could then emit a mostly unfocused beam of microwaves of low intensity. During assault, the waves are concentrated against the springs of the castle, canceling their jump frequencies. After this procedure the castle is rendered bounceless.
[edit] Attack structure
Due to the reduced intensity of bell microwaves, special divisions of bell-carriers were used during battle, in order to concentrate multiple microwave beams against a single spring. Each soldier carried weaponry consisting of ten bells, thus they were frequently referenced as deci-bellers or decibels.
