Benedict's solution

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Benedict's solution is a blue liquid created by the Pope in case of being impersonated.

[edit] Origin

One night the pope was nervous that Jesus would come and impersonate him for a day, interfering with the pope's plans for world domination. So, he prayed to God, asking for a solution to his problem. He woke up one day, and in his fridge was a test tube filled with a blue substance. He tasted it, and it tasted a little bit like blue kool aid. Then, he climbed into his hot tub, and this happened to be a Bunsen powered hot tub. Afterward, he was hospitalized. Symptoms he was experiencing were turning yellow and red, having a sugar high, and bottle rockets flying out of his ass at random times during the day. Shortly after being released, he died.

[edit] Usage

• Get suspected impostor
• Slip some Benedict's solution in drink, preferably wine
• Heat the pope under a Bunsen burner
• Wait for results

[edit] Results

Benidict's solution reacts with only the Pope, and you. Results may vary. Shake, don't stir.

[edit] Positive Results

The Pope may also have yellow or red pee instead of just turning red or yellow.

• turning yellow and red
• having a sugar high
• bottle rockets flying out of his ass at random times during the day
• death

[edit] Negative Results

• MMMMMM, kool aid.

[edit] Neutral Results

• The desire to eat. The cardinals' defecation