Berkeley

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The city of Berkeley came into existence following the crash of the spaceship "Org" from Planet Timmipot. The decendants of the crash survivors exist to this day and are well-known for their curious love of over-priced coffee and ramen noodles.

In 1963, the City Council of Berkeley issued a decree to secede from Planet Earth.

In 1974, the local population was relocated to new housing communities based on their racial and economic characteristics, with whiter, wealthier members of the community occupying the higher elevations of the Berkeley hills and other residents occupying degrees of lower elevation depending on their racial and economic status.

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