Bethlehem Manger Steel
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Steel production facility owned by the Lords our Saviours and only facility capable of producing Christeel
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[edit] Introduction
In 1962 the facility grew from the Rur valley at the command of the Lord inside the sprawling complex all the necessary equipment for production of Christeel this is the only known producer of such metal.
[edit] History
Bethlehem Manger Steel was financed by the Vatican national bank and managed by Henry Bessemer its early years were fraught with days and the ocassional night, only broken up by the routine binge drinking on the weekends. Later on with better management and good investments the binge drinking was expanded to fridays with mondays being left for recovery.
[edit] Products
[edit] Christeel
Steel made by our Lords and Saviours The assorted Jesii
[edit] Introduction
""Industries 1:12 Yea verily in yon year of 1962 unto the Rur valley the Lord thy God of Israel didst decree a vast facility for the production of high quality Steel inbued with the Power of Christ and thus 1:13 unto the cnosecrated ground a plant didst growe and its buildigns and outbuildings did house many vast furnaces and rails of steel and unto them did the lord send cargo of Iron and Coal
[edit] the serious bit
Christeel is made using a combinaiton of the Bessemer method and the Bakula method (as is common production of steel in 20X6) the iron is initially made into crucifixes and these are bathed in holy water and touched only by virgins later in the production one of the virgins are tasked with transporting the crucifixes to Rome where the Pope will walk past them seven times saying "iactura temporis est?" a few times to show his faith as he blesses the iron the iron is then taken back to the factory where it is remelted and processed into steel using bits of the actual cross fo the crucificion and powdered puppies for carbon.
[edit] Production?
Christeel is made by Bethlehem Manger Steel
[edit] Other Products
- Christeel the only blessed metal made with a little of the Saviour
- Granny Lumpkins all purpose Pumpkin grease, For squeeky Pumpkins
- Oscar Wildeizms
