Betty White

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Betty White(hair) is an elderly actress who is best known for her roles as Rose Nylund on The Golden Girls and Mrs. April Ladin on The Hills of Home. It has been scientifically proven that she is, indeed, the best actress in modern times.

[edit] Birthplace and Early Life

Betty was born March 5, 1899 in the small Scandinavian community of St. Olaf, MO. It was here that she met such people as Lars Lindstrom and Jay Leno. Her parents raised her as a Nazarene, but she later converted THIS ISNT FUNNY YOU DICKFUCK!to Vegetarianism. As a child, Betty was ridiculed for her lack of intelligence. In 1910, she moved to Los Angeles to pursue a degree in Biblical Theology, but later decided to enter the movie business. In 1914, she made her feature film debut in D. W. Griffin's magnificent picture Birth of a Nation.

She owes me money...Old broad better pay or I will shave her head!

[edit] Betty's Life in TV

In 1939, Betty starred in the first ever television series, "Uncle Deloris Murder Mystery," starring Andy Griffith and Bea Arthur. She played the role of Miss Scarlett, a Southern belle who helped Uncle Deloris (Arthur) and Aunt Bill (Griffith) solve a murder mystery each week. "Uncle Deloris Murder Mystery" was produced by A Beka Books.

In the late 1940s, her career picked up and she starred in at least 699 television series and won every Emmy Award. In 1956, she married her husband, Allen Ludden, and they both starred in a show called "I Love Betty" that featured the marital misadventures of the couple.

In 1970, she started playing the role of Sue Ann Nivens, a noted nymphomaniac who was often censored out of the episodes due to foul language and nudity. Betty continued playing these types of roles for years until 1986 when she got the role of Rose E. Nylund on the Golden Girls, who was stupid. Once again, Betty acted alongside Bea Arthur.

In 1999, Mrs. White began playing Mrs. April Ladin on The Hills of Home, which won her an emmy award.