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Big Brother America is not a TV show, this is a real game! They put about 50 people into a big house, somewhere in the USA and they live there, fighting with each other to survive! The only way out is by eviction, expulsion death or by quitting!

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Big Brother USA
◄ Season 2 (2008)
Name	Entry	Exit
Renny	Day 0	Day 366
Ian	Day 0	Day 366
Sammy	Day 266	Day 357
Walter	Day 266	Day 350
Della	Day 77	Day 343
Dent	Day 0	Day 336
Mulligan	Day 308	Day 329
Xiang	Day 308	Day 322
Schwill	Day 308	Day 315
Blake	Day 154	Day 308
Xavier	Day 0	Day 301
Neep	Day 266	Day 294
Iris	Day 0	Day 287
Chelsea	Day 0	Day 280
Ron	Day 77	Day 273
Elka	Day 154	Day 266
Josh	Day 0	Day 259
Gina	Day 154	Day 252
Henry	Day 105	Day 245
Mitch	Day 98	Day 238
Nashville	Day 154	Day 231
Abigail	Day 0	Day 224
Lisa	Day 0	Day 217
Excela	Day 105	Day 210
Kiki	Day 0	Day 203
Jake	Day 154	Day 196
Oliver	Day 84	Day 189
Umbra	Day 28	Day 182
Zap	Day 84	Day 175
Froggy	Day 0	Day 168
Bunny	Day 154	Day 161
Terry	Day 140	Day 154
Yen	Day 140	Day 147
Seltzer	Day 126	Day 140
Raggle	Day 0	Day 133
Vinny	Day 84	Day 126
Grim	Day 84	Day 119
Olivia	Day 63	Day 112
Brian	Day 0	Day 105
Johnny	Day 0	Day 98
Purificacion	Day 14	Day 91
Daisy	Day 35	Day 84
Miss	Day 42	Day 77
Davidik	Day 14	Day 70
Emily	Day 0	Day 63
Jillian	Day 28	Day 56
Gripper	Day 0	Day 49
Peck	Day 28	Day 42
Dylan	Day 14	Day 35
Quackers	Day 0	Day 28
Hush	Day 0	Day 21
Sameer	Day 0	Day 14
Isabella	Day 0	Day 7
Kickle	Day 0	Day 1
Legend
Runner-up
Evicted
Winner

Big Brother Amer

• Do you Enjoy the need to harass, insult, berate and Make fun of others and not feel regret or remorse?
• Do you like to play hard, beat up others, Earn tonnes of cash, giving none to your Mama?
• Do you Get a kick out of making others lose, feel hurt, betrayed and beaten down until they just can't take it anymore?

Then Big Brother Is For You!!

Contents 1 Rules of Big Brother 2 Famous House Guests 3 Events at Big Brother 4 Winners 5 The House 5.1 First floor 5.2 Second floor 5.3 Third floor 5.4 Fourth floor 5.5 Fifth floor 6 Big Brother: Season 2 6.1 Phase one 6.2 Phase two 6.3 Phase three 6.4 Phase four 6.5 Final Phase 6.6 Nominations table 7 Trivia 8 Controversy and Criticism 8.1 Crowd noise 8.2 Influence from the outside world 8.3 Copious amounts of additional HouseGuests

[edit] Rules of Big Brother

1. No guests in the house are allowed to have sex. (This rule is FREQUENTLY broken)
2. They can only have 1 pair of pants, 1 shirt, 1 pair of socks and 1 pair of underwear.
3. There are Camera's everywhere and they make high pitched noises all day long!
4. Each Contestant participates in contests, which usually involves getting hurt and being yelled at many times by all the other contestants, especially when you lose!
5. No paper and no pens are allowed but if you're lucky enough to find them, there are a few guns carefully placed in the building! WARNING- only to be used in extreme cases!
6. No talking about the Big Brother people (Republicans) during your stay! No discussing the inside world with the outside

[edit] Famous House Guests

• Tom Cruise - in 2003, he entered the house and left on Finale Night! The guy ate everyone's food! Guests were afraid to vote him out because then his "Scientology" Alliance would attack back!

• Jed Bush - He entered the house in 2002 but was soon evicted because he lost the vote, even though he tried desperately to rig it! (just like in Florida).

• John Travolta - 2003, Immediately joined the Scientology Alliance when he entered the House, just after Cruise came in. Travolta likes to hit on other women while inside the house.

[Image:BB2logo.PNG|right|thumb|Big Brother 2 logo.]]

[edit] Events at Big Brother

Head Of Household Competition

• guests compete against each other until exhaustion to decide who gets to run the house, which includes harassing, beating, yelling at all the house guests and Nominating 2 other guests for daily beatings and eventual eviction or death, whichever happens first!

Power of Veto da Beato

• Guests have the right to fight (literally) for the Veto da Beato which can save a guest from eviction (if they've died, it's too late haha) But whoever loses in the competition is allowed to be starved for 24 hours without food or water!

Food Competition

• These are very fun but only for those who get to watch! In order to get food for the house, you have to eat food! But this isn't no ordinary food. It can be anything, there's no food that is barred from this competition! One guest even had to go to the hospital once! Many have gotten sick from it.

Luxury Competitions

• Ya you heard right, you get to play for items like guns and knives and tv's and music! Sometimes the luxuries have even been strippers and Hookers! Or if you're married you get to have your husband/wife come in for the night and have wild hot Sex!

[edit] Winners

The first winner was Jessica Simpson back in 2004.

Season 2 was won by Renny Martyn in 2008.

[edit] The House

The house has a total of five floors! The house is made to hold a maximum of 24 people at a time, but this year, they made a House Next Door that can hold five people!!! Here is an overview of the house:

[edit] First floor

• Backyard - Where Head of Household competitions, Power of Veto competitions, and the rabid pit bulls are held!! It also contains a huge swimming pool and a hot tub that's great for late night orgies.
• Kitchen - Where they cook and eat food! Duhh!
• Dining Room - They eat food there too... hence why it's called a "Dining Room". They also nominate HouseGuests for Eviction in that room!!!
• Sitting Area - A small area with a few chairs and a potted plant.
• Diary Room - Actually a closet with a chair in it. In this room the Houseguests divulge their innermost feelings to the producers (aka: Republicans) about the show.

[edit] Second floor

• Green bedroom - A bedroom with green walls and five green striped beds!
• Blue bedroom - A bedroom with blue walls and five blue checkered beds!

[edit] Third floor

• Living room - The houseguests sit here when they wait to find out which nominee is evicted! Has two chairs and three huge couches!
• Pink bedroom - A bedroom with pink walls and five pink polka-dotted beds!
• Purple bedroom - A bedroom with purple walls and four purple beds!
• Bathroom - A bathroom with a toilet and shower and sinks!!!

[edit] Fourth floor

• Billiards room - A big room with a pool table and an open bar!!!

[edit] Fifth floor

• Chess balcony - A balcony looking down on the rest of the house that has a chess board and weird-ass sofa!
• Head of Household room - A massive bedroom with a King size bed and a private bathroom that has a huge bathtub in it!

[edit] Big Brother: Season 2

[edit] Phase one

Big Brother 2 started January 1, 2008!!! On Day 1, 21 HouseGuests entered the house's backyard... but there was a BIG twist! Big Brother said that in order to save the HouseGuests the trouble of worrying who'd be first out, one person would have to be voted out before even going in! The HouseGuests voted at sunrise of Day 1, and it looked like Ian was going to be evicted, but six people in a row voted out Kickle and he ended up being the unlucky one (or lucky one maybe!!!). Big Brother then announced he had eliminated the concept of the Power of Veto for no good reason. Over the next two weeks, Isabella and Sameer were booted using the standard Eviction process.

Big Brother's second cruel twist was unhatched on Day 14 only seconds after Sameer was kicked out of the House! Show host Julie Chen revealed that in order for the show to last a whole year they needed more HouseGuests so they don't run out! Big Brother immediately sent in three more HouseGuests: Dylan, Davidik, and Purificacion. All hell broke loose, when the original 18 said it was unfair, and it only got worse when Davidik won Head of Household for that week. Over the next two weeks, Hush and Quackers got evicted. Big Brother immediately decided that the house looked "too empty" and added three more HouseGuests: Umbra, Peck, and Jillian, bringing the total number of remaining HouseGuests to 22. The house functioned as normal, and Dylan was evicted on Day 35. He however, was immediately replaced with a new HouseGuest named Daisy. Peck was sent packing soon after, but was replaced with Miss the same day. Over the next few weeks, Gripper, Jillian, and Emily were evicted. Day 63, however saw Olivia, the winner of a contest sponsored by Kit Kat enter the house.

Davidik and Miss were evicted in the following two weeks, and Big Brother decided it was time for a new twist to the game. On Day 77, March 18th, Big Brother added elderly, married couple Ron and Della to the house. It was immediately proclaimed that together, they would serve as the Head of Household for the week. The couple nominated Daisy and Johnny, and Daisy was booted at the conclusion of the week. Minutes after Daisy left, Big Brother again decided the house was too empty and added four more HouseGuests: Vinny, Grim, Oliver, and Zap. This brought the total number of remaining contestants to 23.

[edit] Phase two

Purificacion and Johnny were evicted in the next two weeks, with yet another new HouseGuest, Mitch, being added in minutes after Johnny's eviction. Brian was evicted the next week, and Big Brother added in two more HouseGuests, Henry and Excela, just for the hell of it. Olivia, Grim, and Vinny were evicted in the subsequent weeks, with new HouseGuest Seltzer being added in shortly after Vinny left. Raggle was evicted next, and then Seltzer was sent out on Day 140. Big Brother added in two new HouseGuests on Day 140, Terry and Yen. This time, there was a twist though: the Head of Household would have to nominate either Terry or Yen, and then choose any one other contestant to face the chop. Yen was booted on Day 147, and Terry was booted the following week due to her extreme unpopularity in both the House and the outside world. Immediately following Terry's eviction, host Julie Chen revealed a secret "House Next Door". Big Brother added 6 new HouseGuests (Blake, Bunny, Elka, Gina, Jake, and Nashville) to the "House Next Door", unbeknownst the other HouseGuests. It was then revealed that the HouseGuest evicted this week, would not actually leave the house, but would become the Head of Household for the "House Next Door". This houseguest will immediately choose to evict one of the 6 new HouseGuests, and then rejoin the Main House minutes later with the five "House Next Door" survivors. Della ended up being fake evicted, and when given the choice, evicted Bunny on Day 160. Della returned moments later with the five new HouseGuests, much to the chagrin of Froggy and Excela. During Bunny's eviction interview, she was given the power to choose the next Head of Household, and gave the power to Elka. Elka later decided to honor Xavier's previous nominations, and Froggy was evicted over Della by a solid margin.

[edit] Phase three

Phase three kicked off with Renny winning Head of Household and nominating Ron and Zap, with Zap being evicted with 86%. In the following week Umbra was evicted with 90% of the vote over the increasingly popular Elka. Over the next few weeks, Oliver, Jake, Kiki, Excela, Lisa, and Abigail were evicted using the standard nominations process. Minutes after Abigail's eviction, Big Brother set the HouseGuests an Endurance Head of Household competition that involved keeping your hand in a large cake for the longest amount of time. Iris and Ian lasted over 30 hours, with Ian eventually taking his hand out of the cake. Nashville and Xavier were nominated by Iris, with Nashville being evicted that week. Mitch was evicted the following week in the second closest vote of the season, followed by Henry, Gina, Josh, and Elka the weeks after.

[edit] Phase four

Big Brother added three additional HouseGuests, Neep, Sammy, and Walter, on Day 266. In the following weeks, Ron, Chelsea, Iris, and Neep were evicted. The next week saw the two most popular HouseGuests face off in an Eviction showdown, and in the closest vote of the season, Ian defeated Xavier by a margin of .08%. In the folllowing week, Ian nominated Blake and Renny for Eviction, with Renny handily winning the face-off. Immediately after Blake's eviction, the final set of late-entrant Housemates entered the house: Mulligan, Schwill, and Xiang. Big Brother immediately proclaimed that the Day 0 Housemates would be exempt from the Nominations process that week, and that only late-entrants were eligible to be Head of Household or face Eviction. Schwill was consequently evicted over Della, after spending only one week in the house. The next week, Dent won Head of Household, and tried to create a pact with them not to nominate any "Original" housemates. Renny agreed to the pact, but Ian refused to promise he would follow through with Dent's plan. Dent nominated late entrants Xiang and Walter, with Xiang being decisively evicted. The following week, Mulligan saw the exit with the second highest eviction percentage this season (92%). One of the last remaining original HouseGuests, Dent, left following Mulligan. Della was evicted in 5th place, leaving the Final four HouseGuests to battle it out. Ian won the subsequent final Head of Household competition, and chose to nominate Renny and Walter, with Walter being the final HouseGuest evicted under the standard process.

[edit] Final Phase

Immediately following Walter's eviction, the three remaining HouseGuests were put against the public vote in order to determine the winner. Votes in the final round were for a HouseGuest rather than against a HouseGuest. The 3rd Place finisher would be evicted the following week, and receive a $100,000 cash prize. This HouseGuest was Sammy, leaving Ian and Renny to square off for the show's $500,000 prize fund. The phonelines later were shut and Renny won with 52% of the vote and winning the $500,000 leaving Ian with the $250,000 runner-up place prize.

[edit] Nominations table

	Day 1	Week 1	Week 2	Week 3	Week 4	Week 5	Week 6	Week 7	Week 8	Week 9	Week 10	Week 11	Week 12
Head of Household	None	Dent	Emily	Davidik	Ian	Chelsea	Jillian	Daisy	Johnny	Umbra	Brian	Josh	Della Ron
Nominated	All HGs	Isabella Raggle	Renny Sameer	Gripper Hush	Davidik Quackers	Davidik Dylan	Peck Xavier	Gripper Ian	Jillian Purificacion	Emily Kiki	Davidik Xavier	Lisa Miss	Daisy Xavier
Evicted	Kickle 7 of 21 votes to evict	Isabella 65% to evict	Sameer 54% to evict	Hush 72% to evict	Quackers 53% to evict	Dylan 56% to evict	Peck 75% to evict	Gripper 70% to evict	Jillian 68% to evict	Emily 50.2% to evict	Davidik 85% to evict	Miss 73% to evict	Daisy 81% to evict

	Week 13	Week 14	Week 15	Week 16	Week 17	Week 18	Week 19	Week 20	Week 21	Week 22	Week 23	Week 23	Week 24
Head of Household	Raggle	Olivia	Zap	Abigail	Vinny	Iris	Dent	Ron	Kiki	Mitch	Xavier	Della	Elka
Nominated	Dent Purificacion	Johnny Iris	Brian Renny	Ian Olivia	Grim Renny	Xavier Vinny	Mitch Raggle	Excela Seltzer	Henry Yen	Renny Terry	Della Froggy	HND HGs	Della Froggy
Evicted	Purificacion 80% to evict	Johnny 59% to evict	Brian 66% to evict	Olivia 54% to evict	Grim 74% to evict	Vinny 83% to evict	Raggle 64% to evict	Seltzer 52% to evict	Yen 71% to evict	Terry 95% to evict	Della 60% to fake evict	Bunny Della's choice to evict	Froggy 77% to evict

	Week 25	Week 26	Week 27	Week 28	Week 29	Week 30	Week 31	Week 32	Week 33	Week 34	Week 35	Week 36	Week 37
Head of Household	Renny	Ian	Lisa	Chelsea	Blake	Della	Nashville	Henry	Iris	Josh	Ian	Dent	Ron
Nominated	Ron Zap	Elka Umbra	Ian Oliver	Jake Nashville	Elka Kiki	Excela Josh	Abigail Lisa	Abigail Chelsea	Nashville Xavier	Della Mitch	Henry Josh	Chelsea Gina	Elka Josh
Evicted	Zap 86% to evict	Umbra 90% to evict	Oliver 71% to evict	Jake 52% to evict	Kiki 70% to evict	Excela 82% to evict	Lisa 57% to evict	Abigail 62% to evict	Nashville 78% to evict	Mitch 51% to evict	Henry 63% to evict	Gina 69% to evict	Josh 61% to evict

	Week 38	Week 39	Week 40	Week 41	Week 42	Week 43	Week 44	Week 45	Week 46	Week 47	Week 48	Week 49	Week 50
Head of Household	Renny	Xavier	Della	Sammy	Walter	Blake	Ian	Mulligan	Dent	Della	Walter	Renny	Ian
Nominated	Elka Ian	Ian Ron	Chelsea Xavier	Iris Renny	Dent Neep	Ian Xavier	Blake Renny	Della Schwill	Walter Xiang	Mulligan Renny	Dent Renny	Della Ian	Renny Walter
Evicted	Elka 67% to evict	Ron 88% to evict	Chelsea 82% to evict	Iris 89% to evict	Neep 72% to evict	Xavier 50.04% to evict	Blake 87% to evict	Schwill 68% to evict	Xiang 84% to evict	Mulligan 92% to evict	Dent 88% to evict	Della 86% to evict	Walter 78% to evict

	Week 51	Runner-Up	Winner
Evicted	Sammy 20% (out of 3)	Ian 48% to win	Renny 52% to win

[edit] Trivia

• Most consecutive weeks without being nominated: Chelsea (31 weeks)
• Most Head of Household wins: Ian (5 wins)
• Only HouseGuest to have never been up for nomination: Sammy (12 weeks)
• Lowest eviction percentage: Xavier (50.04% to evict)
• Closest eviction vote: Ian v. Xavier (49.96% to 50.04% to evict)
• Oldest male HouseGuest: Henry (77 years old)
• Youngest male HouseGuest: Ian (19 years old)
• Oldest female HouseGuest: Della (64 years old)
• Youngest female HouseGuest: Sammy (18 years old)
• Most head-to-head evictions survived: Renny (8 head-to-heads)
• Highest eviction percentage: Terry (95% to evict)
• Least amount of time spent in house: Kickle (12 hours)

[edit] Controversy and Criticism

[edit] Crowd noise

Critics often point out that the live audience present at Eviction shows are abrasive loudmouths. Crowds are present at all Evictions (with the exception of Kickle's sunrise Eviction) and have very rarely given evicted HouseGuests a positive response. A recent article published by Time Magazine noticed that after reviewing the tapes of all Big Brother 2 "Eviction" episodes, Roseanne Barr noted that only a few popular HouseGuests (Peck, Emily, Johnny, Brian, Olivia, Kiki, Mitch, Elka, Ron, Xavier, Della, Walter, Ian, and Renny) received no boos upon their exit.[1]

[edit] Influence from the outside world

Season 2 garnered large amounts of controversy for the fact that when a HouseGuest's eviction was announced, the percentage of the vote they received was announced as well. Several journalists criticized this action as it was believed that this gave HouseGuests how well they are being perceived in the house. Additionally, journalist Bill O'Reilly pointed out that following the Eviction of Peck, HouseGuests deduced that his Eviction percentage (the highest yet at the time)and the fact that audible cheering was heard during his exit, evidenced that Xavier was popular in the outside world. This caused Xavier to be nominated strategically by Heads of Household in later weeks with other HouseGuests that were near certain to get the axe. [2]

[edit] Copious amounts of additional HouseGuests

Critics have noted that throughout the second season, unnecessary amounts of additional HouseGuests have been added to the game in a desperate ploy to boost ratings. The "Intruders" were seen as controversial due to the fact that they were still eligible to win, despite having to survive less Evictions than original HouseGuests. Also, Bob Saget noted that the Intruder HouseGuests had unfair knowledge of how the contestants are perceived in the outside world, as well as knowing secrets in the house. The most noted use of unfair knowledge occurred on Day 78 when Intruder HouseGuests Ron and Della nominated Daisy for Eviction based on actions she displayed on television. This event occurred on a smaller scale earlier on Day 75 when Umbra nominated Emily and Kiki (who were both extremely popular at the time) solely because she wished to eliminate a strong contender from the game. This however, caused viewers to see her as a traitor, and Umbra was overwhelmingly evicted on the first opportunity given 17 weeks later.