Biker Mice from Mars
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(and is the only one who has visited)Biker mice from mars is a cartoon that has been shown to cause tumors in young children's brains. About 75% of children who watch BMFM die prematurely from seizures or from mistaking tetrahydroblahblah for cocaine. Is it even white? who cares? Anyway, these rodents have been shown to effect the popular oppinion about the planet Mars. 99.999999999% of people say that we should blow it up to stop these infernal creatures from broadcasting their communist ideas into children's minds.
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The Biker Mice from Mars were first shown in comic strips dating back to 1895. This could have been the reason that Hitler became evil.
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