Bill Oddie

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Bill Oddie is the well known dictator of Uzbehkstahn and distressing lookalike to both Col. Sanders and Rolf Harris. Oddie was born in a badger's den in the year 200, best estimates stating that it was he who carried the cross for Jesus. However he is believed to have been outlawed for this deed, whereupon this maniacal, bearded menace fled to the mythical kingdom of Uzbehkstahn, overthrowing it's current government with a fleet of hairy badgers and heavily armed blue tits. Upon taking the throne, Oddie then married Sheila the friendly squirrel. To this day they are happy and have 3 children.

Having been the ruler fo Uzbehkstahn for several millenia, Oddie occupies his time posing as a universally hated wildlife presenter, publically being caught masturbating te sight of a stag beetle making love to Chairman Mao. Oddie was fined and outalwed back to his country.

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