Bioinformatics

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“Sense plus nonsense equals bioinformatics”

~ Bertrand Russell on bioinformatics

Bioinformatics is the marriage between computers and lovely living organisms like you and me. The dowry in the marrage is 100000000000 US$. Bioinformaticians often marry among themselves and reproduce bioinformaticians. The information about their sequence of marriage is recorded, analysed and models of reproudution were initally made. But, later on some interestinlgy investigating bioinformaticians found that some bioinformatics couples gave birth of tigers instead of bioinformaticians. So, all bioinformaticians were in worry. So, they were in need to propose another model to deal with phylogeny and evolution.

Contents 1 Bioinformatics History 2 The Bioinformatician 3 The basis of Bioinformatic Analysis 4 The Applications of Bioinformatics 5 The Achievements

[edit] Bioinformatics History

Bioinformatics was invented by the uncle of all biophysics. Some people believe that bioinformatics is nothing but the renamed version of biophysics. Some other belive that the bioinformatics is nothing but the biotechnology. Yet, it is a creation of God.

[edit] The Bioinformatician

A typical bioinformatician is one who forgets his/her name in the internet and searches for it in the internet. Typically bioinformatician will talk about match, mismatch, score, score values, PDB, PDF, EBI, NCBI, PERL, CGI, and Gnome and Ptome.

[edit] The basis of Bioinformatic Analysis

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[edit] The Applications of Bioinformatics

Bioinformatics helps you to find your match at all levels.

[edit] The Achievements

So far 10 trillion personalized drugs have been designed, synthesized and marketed, consumed with the help of bioinformatics technology. No one survived after the consumption of the drug.

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