Birdo
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Birdo is a transsexual being that is infact part penis, part Yoshi. Birdo likes coconuts but doesn't like sand. Birdo's first appearance was Satan & Birdo: Partners in Crime, a movie released in 1986(although Nintendo lied and said it was Super Mario Bros. 2). His/her main hobby is spitting eggs at people that get in his/her way. Birdo teaches Yoshi things in a non menacing way such as teaching him to jack off. In his/her spare time, Birdo enjoys watching porn on Red Tube and vandalizing The Lincoln Memorial.
[edit] Early Life
Birdo was born out of a science experiment combining a pink Yoshi with an uncircumcised penis in 1962. Birdo was always a pervert and molested a seven year old. Therefore, he/she is a psycho criminal shit it. The penis on Birdo's face is the GIGANTIC HONKY SHNOSEL. Birdo always loved playing Simon Says with Wario.
[edit] Other Appearances
- Birdo appeared in Other Mario Games.
- On the Six flags advertisements, you know that bald guy? Yup! Taht's Birdo in a costume.
- Birdo was also a boss in Mario & Luigi: Super Star Scrodum, but the only reason Birdo was there because that pervert wanted to masturbate with Popple.
- If you look closely, Birdo is a main character in The Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad. Birdo didn't go to King of The Hill because it was too annoying.
[edit] Facts About Birdo
- Birdo loves Blueberry pie.
- Mario believes Birdo is too creepy to be in his adventures, but again, Birdo has a GIGANTIC HONKY SHNOSEL.
- He/She likes to go to Chuck E. Cheese in his/her spare time.
- Birdo likes Clams. Nothing to do with oysters.
