Black Russian
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A Black Russian is a slang term for a Russian (or, more often, Ukrainian) woman who is kidnapped and sold out of the country as a mail-order bride on the Black Market.
Bars and Nightclubs, due to their large amount of ambient noise, are the most frequent places to set up the purchase of a "Black Russian." The bartender then procures a dark, foul-tasting drink which has a water-proof card at the bottom with the time, place and details; the contents of the drink vary but are always sufficiently nasty that no one would every accidentally finish it and discover the information.
Frequently, the card states to visit the Men's Room at some point in the Not-Too-Distant Future, where money is exchanged and the location of the Black Russian is made known. It is then up to the recipient to pick her up and take her home, and he often feigns illness or an early start the following morning to leave the bar or club by himself.
If you see anyone, even your best friend, ordering a "Black Russian," please report him to The Authorities. Together we can end Human Trafficking.
